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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #300 on: April 03, 2021, 04:56:56 AM »
I couldn't make tea: this morning as the gas hob wouldn't light...  evil:

Took the burner apart and a mahoosive spider fell out - obviously under the influence of the gas...  lol:

He staggered around for a few minutes and then ran off...

Gas still wouldn't light so I took it apart again and found he/she/xe had made a huge web inside the burner since the morning before...  eeek:

Cleared it out and tea: was served...  cloud9:

He/she/xe just fell out of the kitchen tap...  scared2:

There are worse things you could find making their home in your kitchen...



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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #301 on: May 12, 2021, 01:27:24 PM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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« Reply #302 on: May 12, 2021, 01:28:04 PM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #303 on: May 13, 2021, 03:38:30 AM »


Migration to Cyprus you say...  rubschin:
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #304 on: May 13, 2021, 04:43:07 AM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #308 on: June 06, 2021, 02:54:44 PM »
Hey Apey, fancy playing a trick on Baldymort...  whistle:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1248089468262727680
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« Reply #309 on: June 06, 2021, 03:46:08 PM »
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #310 on: June 08, 2021, 02:40:02 AM »
Not that I want to give BM nightmares about his childhood but...  eeek:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/02/part-spider-part-scorpion-creature-captured-amber
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Re: Mahoooooosive Spider
« Reply #311 on: June 08, 2021, 04:39:27 AM »
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