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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2015, 07:01:25 PM »
Should have gone to Specsavers..  rubschin:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2015, 08:01:10 PM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2015, 07:20:28 PM »
Looking at the picture I think one of the morals of the story is that if you are going to be a fire eater, don't grow facial hair



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2955874/Terrifying-moment-fire-breather-sets-alight-screaming-audience-trick-goes-wrong-mid-performance.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2015, 10:46:44 AM »
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ

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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #43 on: April 27, 2015, 01:52:46 PM »
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ

And the award for understatement of the year goes to...

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One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2015, 02:19:13 PM »
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh.  noooo:

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On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.

Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.

https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe