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Title: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 19, 2021, 03:13:42 AM
I need something special to reveal my baby's gender...........I know, I have 80lbs of tannerite handy...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9593263/Man-charged-gender-reveal-blast-rocked-nearby-towns.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on May 19, 2021, 03:55:17 AM
I need something special to reveal my baby's gender...........I know, I have 80lbs of tannerite handy...  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9593263/Man-charged-gender-reveal-blast-rocked-nearby-towns.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on May 19, 2021, 08:30:50 AM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2021, 11:34:58 AM
Too worried to leave her home  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9595539/Woman-claims-Indian-variant-left-worried-leave-home-stood-TOWN-CENTRE.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2021, 11:39:17 AM
Too worried to leave her home  facepalm:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9595539/Woman-claims-Indian-variant-left-worried-leave-home-stood-TOWN-CENTRE.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:12:18 AM
If you have to post on Quora to work out if you should give this guy money or not then you are past help..

https://www.quora.com/There-is-a-guy-name-Muhiddinov-Komron-he-wants-to-me-to-give-him-3-500-bucks-hell-pay-it-back-he-claims-to-say-He-has-been-privately-messaging-me-on-Quora-He-doesnt-even-want-to-see-me-What-should-I-do

By the way, would you be interested in some lucky turnips..?  whistle:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2021, 04:30:03 AM
If you have to post on Quora to work out if you should give this guy money or not then you are past help..

https://www.quora.com/There-is-a-guy-name-Muhiddinov-Komron-he-wants-to-me-to-give-him-3-500-bucks-hell-pay-it-back-he-claims-to-say-He-has-been-privately-messaging-me-on-Quora-He-doesnt-even-want-to-see-me-What-should-I-do

By the way, would you be interested in some lucky turnips..?  whistle:

Good grief... facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2021, 09:38:06 AM
If you have to post on Quora to work out if you should give this guy money or not then you are past help..

https://www.quora.com/There-is-a-guy-name-Muhiddinov-Komron-he-wants-to-me-to-give-him-3-500-bucks-hell-pay-it-back-he-claims-to-say-He-has-been-privately-messaging-me-on-Quora-He-doesnt-even-want-to-see-me-What-should-I-do

By the way, would you be interested in some lucky turnips..?  whistle:

Good grief... facepalm:
Quite, as if there really were lucky turnips
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on May 24, 2021, 11:35:48 AM
I nominate this idiot from Liverpool  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-57226165
 
'A drug dealer was tracked down after sharing a photo of Stilton cheese.

Carl Stewart, 39, was identified through his fingerprints after police analysed the image he posted in an online chat.

He was jailed for 13 years and six months . .'


Result  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2021, 01:23:12 PM
I nominate this idiot from Liverpool  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-57226165
 
'A drug dealer was tracked down after sharing a photo of Stilton cheese.

Carl Stewart, 39, was identified through his fingerprints after police analysed the image he posted in an online chat.

He was jailed for 13 years and six months . .'


Result  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2021, 01:24:48 PM
I nominate this idiot from Liverpool  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-57226165
 
'A drug dealer was tracked down after sharing a photo of Stilton cheese.

Carl Stewart, 39, was identified through his fingerprints after police analysed the image he posted in an online chat.

He was jailed for 13 years and six months . .'


Result  :thumbsup:

happy001

Wonder if he was the big cheese..  redface:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: apc2010 on May 24, 2021, 04:55:57 PM
I nominate this idiot from Liverpool  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-57226165
 
'A drug dealer was tracked down after sharing a photo of Stilton cheese.

Carl Stewart, 39, was identified through his fingerprints after police analysed the image he posted in an online chat.

He was jailed for 13 years and six months . .'


Result  :thumbsup:

happy001

Wonder if he was the big cheese..  redface:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2021, 11:58:34 PM
In order to not upset anyone we are going to remove all holiday names from our calendar...  Banghead

https://www.nj.com/news/2021/06/what-to-call-columbus-day-one-nj-school-board-facing-backlash-leaves-it-blank.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2021, 05:23:20 AM
In order to not upset anyone we are going to remove all holiday names from our calendar...  Banghead

https://www.nj.com/news/2021/06/what-to-call-columbus-day-one-nj-school-board-facing-backlash-leaves-it-blank.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: apc2010 on June 16, 2021, 11:57:55 AM
In order to not upset anyone we are going to remove all holiday names from our calendar...  Banghead

https://www.nj.com/news/2021/06/what-to-call-columbus-day-one-nj-school-board-facing-backlash-leaves-it-blank.html

 noooo:

Gone mad... noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2021, 02:28:24 PM
In order to not upset anyone we are going to remove all holiday names from our calendar...  Banghead

https://www.nj.com/news/2021/06/what-to-call-columbus-day-one-nj-school-board-facing-backlash-leaves-it-blank.html

 noooo:

Gone mad... noooo:

Trust me it's only going to get worse. How long do you think it will be before they change the days of the week because they think they are named after old gods.  Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2021, 03:35:52 AM
Cornell University has launched a new astronomy course because black holes are racist..


Seriously..


Stop the world I want to get off..  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 24, 2021, 06:19:36 AM
Cornell University has launched a new astronomy course because black holes are racist..


Seriously..


Stop the world I want to get off..  Banghead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9716851/Are-black-holes-racist-Cornells-new-race-cosmos-course.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 24, 2021, 10:28:55 PM
'Watch out for idiots...'  lol:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1254819444471894016?referrer=Grumpmeister
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2021, 03:58:10 AM
Not to be outdone by Cornell, Brandeis University has banned what seems like a dictionary's worth of words and phrases.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9721153/Brandeis-University-anti-violence-group-bans-trigger-warning-violent-language.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2021, 04:20:22 AM
'Watch out for idiots...'  lol:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1254819444471894016?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2021, 04:20:44 AM
Not to be outdone by Cornell, Brandeis University has banned what seems like a dictionary's worth of words and phrases.  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9721153/Brandeis-University-anti-violence-group-bans-trigger-warning-violent-language.html

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Just One More on June 25, 2021, 06:25:20 AM
'Watch out for idiots...'  lol:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1254819444471894016?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2021, 11:47:26 PM
Even BM would do a better job of hitting the target..  lol:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1255359530395684864?referrer=Grumpmeister
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2021, 07:05:08 AM
Even BM would do a better job of hitting the target..  lol:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1255359530395684864?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001

Hang them...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2021, 02:53:30 PM
What. The. Fuck...  eeek:

https://youtu.be/fccOsafAXgE

https://news.sky.com/story/oli-london-british-influencer-defends-identifying-as-korean-after-surgery-to-look-like-bts-star-12344765

Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2021, 03:01:02 PM
What. The. Fuck...  eeek:

https://youtu.be/fccOsafAXgE

https://news.sky.com/story/oli-london-british-influencer-defends-identifying-as-korean-after-surgery-to-look-like-bts-star-12344765

What. The. Fuck937.  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2021, 03:39:48 AM
Almost makes Brian Harvey look intelligent..  noooo:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1256739606930153472?referrer=Grumpmeister

Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2021, 05:05:15 AM
Almost makes Brian Harvey look intelligent..  noooo:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1256739606930153472?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2021, 11:13:22 PM
Maybe you should watch where you are going..  point:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1257425950013992960?referrer=Grumpmeister
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2021, 04:56:51 AM
Maybe you should watch where you are going..  point:

https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1257425950013992960?referrer=Grumpmeister

happy001

Apart from the damage to that poor bloke's car!  evil:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2021, 10:14:14 PM
How about helping to prevent the foreign interference that your paper has been rabidly foaming at the mouth over for one.  Banghead

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/28/opinion/noncitizen-voting-us-elections.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on July 30, 2021, 04:15:19 AM
How about helping to prevent the foreign interference that your paper has been rabidly foaming at the mouth over for one.  Banghead

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/28/opinion/noncitizen-voting-us-elections.html

What a load of wank...  noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 30, 2021, 08:31:54 PM
The radicalisation awareness network......apparently humour is now the main weapon of right wing extremists...  Banghead

https://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/sites/default/files/what-we-do/networks/radicalisation_awareness_network/ran-papers/docs/ran_ad-hoc_pap_fre_humor_20210215_en.pdf
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2021, 10:43:04 AM
The radicalisation awareness network......apparently humour is now the main weapon of right wing extremists...  Banghead

https://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/sites/default/files/what-we-do/networks/radicalisation_awareness_network/ran-papers/docs/ran_ad-hoc_pap_fre_humor_20210215_en.pdf

I saw something the other day warning that 'Memes' were a weapon of the 'far right'... facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2021, 12:34:39 PM
The radicalisation awareness network......apparently humour is now the main weapon of right wing extremists...  Banghead

https://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/sites/default/files/what-we-do/networks/radicalisation_awareness_network/ran-papers/docs/ran_ad-hoc_pap_fre_humor_20210215_en.pdf

I saw something the other day warning that 'Memes' were a weapon of the 'far right'... facepalm:
They are

Did they say a weapon only of the far right?
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2021, 01:38:39 PM
Woman disturbs grizzly bear with cubs, and luckily only gets arrested

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58020967
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2021, 02:51:40 PM
The radicalisation awareness network......apparently humour is now the main weapon of right wing extremists...  Banghead

https://ec.europa.eu/home-affairs/sites/default/files/what-we-do/networks/radicalisation_awareness_network/ran-papers/docs/ran_ad-hoc_pap_fre_humor_20210215_en.pdf

I saw something the other day warning that 'Memes' were a weapon of the 'far right'... facepalm:
They are

Did they say a weapon only of the far right?

Can see the logic ..people share memes ..more than "articles" ..coz the majority cannot or do not want to read ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2021, 07:35:31 PM
FFS!! I think we have a winner already.  Banghead

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1267891490395262977/xlarge/)

Strangely enough he appears to have limited access to his tweets now, I wonder why...  noooo:

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1420771125781487618
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2021, 06:00:05 AM
FFS!! I think we have a winner already.  Banghead

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1267891490395262977/xlarge/)

Strangely enough he appears to have limited access to his tweets now, I wonder why...  noooo:

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1420771125781487618

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2021, 12:56:36 AM
Stop the world, I want to get off..  Banghead

(https://www.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1280616942629031952/xlarge/?jwtsig=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJleHAiOjE2MzU3MjQ4MDAsInVyaSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lm1pbmRzLmNvbS9mcy92MS90aHVtYm5haWwvMTI4MDYxNjk0MjYyOTAzMTk1Mi94bGFyZ2UvIiwidXNlcl9ndWlkIjoiOTE5ODk5NTQ3MDI5NzQxNTg0In0.Cqf1hCuWPHaD2GWBw3NxS6QH_agUEzbL6EQrwUpbBks)
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2021, 03:20:24 AM
Stop the world, I want to get off..  Banghead

(https://www.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1280616942629031952/xlarge/?jwtsig=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJleHAiOjE2MzU3MjQ4MDAsInVyaSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lm1pbmRzLmNvbS9mcy92MS90aHVtYm5haWwvMTI4MDYxNjk0MjYyOTAzMTk1Mi94bGFyZ2UvIiwidXNlcl9ndWlkIjoiOTE5ODk5NTQ3MDI5NzQxNTg0In0.Cqf1hCuWPHaD2GWBw3NxS6QH_agUEzbL6EQrwUpbBks)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 04, 2021, 09:01:32 AM
 noooo:

We had an email from our exec director yesterday for some staff event next week.

Could he have an 8 point plan to tackle anti-racism by 5pm please. happy001

I replied and said I read that as we want to discourage anti racism ???   noooo:


Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Just One More on September 04, 2021, 09:28:46 AM
noooo:

We had an email from our exec director yesterday for some staff event next week.

Could he have an 8 point plan to tackle anti-racism by 5pm please. happy001

I replied and said I read that as we want to discourage anti racism ???   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2021, 01:29:14 PM
noooo:

We had an email from our exec director yesterday for some staff event next week.

Could he have an 8 point plan to tackle anti-racism by 5pm please. happy001

I replied and said I read that as we want to discourage anti racism ???   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2021, 04:48:34 PM
noooo:

We had an email from our exec director yesterday for some staff event next week.

Could he have an 8 point plan to tackle anti-racism by 5pm please. happy001

I replied and said I read that as we want to discourage anti racism ???   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead Banghead Banghead

 noooo:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2021, 08:28:31 PM
noooo:

We had an email from our exec director yesterday for some staff event next week.

Could he have an 8 point plan to tackle anti-racism by 5pm please. happy001

I replied and said I read that as we want to discourage anti racism ???   noooo:

 noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Banghead Banghead Banghead
  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2021, 03:31:24 PM
The New South Wales Chief Health Officer who just managed to send conspiracy theorists all over the world into an orgasmic frenzy  point:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-new-world-order-conspiracies-b1917082.html
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2021, 03:38:48 PM
The New South Wales Chief Health Officer who just managed to send conspiracy theorists all over the world into an orgasmic frenzy  point:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-new-world-order-conspiracies-b1917082.html

happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2021, 04:18:35 PM
You might want to co-ordinate your outfit with your sign next time  point:

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1285160211589369875/xlarge/)

 facepalm:
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2021, 06:47:57 PM
You might want to co-ordinate your outfit with your sign next time  point:

(https://cdn.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1285160211589369875/xlarge/)

 facepalm:


happy001
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2021, 04:11:08 AM
I'm hoping this is another spoof account like Titania McGrath but in all honesty I don't have that much faith in humanity.  noooo:

https://twitter.com/miaqueef?lang=en
Title: Re: Nominations for the 2021 VP absolute fuckwit of the year award
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2021, 04:20:26 AM
I'm hoping this is another spoof account like Titania McGrath but in all honesty I don't have that much faith in humanity.  noooo:

https://twitter.com/miaqueef?lang=en

It could be that bloke that stalks Westminster shouting about Brexit...  rubschin:

SOme MP told him to fuck off the other day! happy001