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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54345 on: June 12, 2018, 06:06:27 PM »
I offer advice from my vast experience of wimmins  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54346 on: June 12, 2018, 07:00:41 PM »
I offer advice from my vast experience of wimmins  whistle:

Just send her the munny and get Suzie lined up as Plan B if you are not up to it... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54347 on: June 12, 2018, 07:04:13 PM »
This is all getting a bit complicated . Not helped by me feeling like shite  sad32:

I am also starting to realise that wimmins are so complicated that even wimmins can't understand them!!


































*having "lunch"  with Suzi next week. NickSick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54348 on: June 12, 2018, 08:52:25 PM »
How would you going to USA possibly help the situation  ???



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54349 on: June 12, 2018, 08:53:59 PM »
She wanted a hug  cloud9:

Not going there  noooo:

Just had 40 mins on Skype. Knackered now  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54350 on: June 13, 2018, 07:59:57 AM »
Well after yesterday's roller coaster of emotions, tears and championship peeing, I plan a quiet day at the "office"  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54351 on: June 13, 2018, 08:16:46 AM »
Well after yesterday's roller coaster of emotions, tears and championship peeing, I plan a quiet day at the "office"  :thumbsup:

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Our friend with gastroenterwhotsit is being free from horsepickle today so I get to take this bleddy dog back this arvo.... cloud9:

...and LL is now in bed with gastroenterwhotsit... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54352 on: June 13, 2018, 08:29:10 AM »
Well after yesterday's roller coaster of emotions, tears and championship peeing, I plan a quiet day at the "office"  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Our friend with gastroenterwhotsit is being free from horsepickle today so I get to take this bleddy dog back this arvo.... cloud9:

...and LL is now in bed with gastroenterwhotsit... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54353 on: June 13, 2018, 08:29:45 AM »
Beat me to it  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54354 on: June 13, 2018, 08:29:58 AM »
Well after yesterday's roller coaster of emotions, tears and championship peeing, I plan a quiet day at the "office"  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54355 on: June 13, 2018, 08:32:25 AM »
Except there is some sort of conference here today and currently the office is full of teenage kick-boxing fanatics   scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54356 on: June 13, 2018, 08:54:55 AM »
Except there is some sort of conference here today and currently the office is full of teenage kick-boxing fanatics   scared2:

I can see how this story ends, in true Nick fashion he manages to somehow inadvertently insult one of the kickboxers and the next we hear from him is in a couple of days when he wakes up in a hospital bed...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54357 on: June 13, 2018, 08:59:42 AM »
Well after yesterday's roller coaster of emotions, tears and championship peeing, I plan a quiet day at the "office"  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Our friend with gastroenterwhotsit is being free from horsepickle today so I get to take this bleddy dog back this arvo.... cloud9:

...and LL is now in bed with gastroenterwhotsit... facepalm:
Who's Next?

Clearly the dog is to blame

My tummy is a bit gippy...  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54358 on: June 13, 2018, 09:03:39 AM »
Collapso is a good cure for that  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #54359 on: June 13, 2018, 09:20:43 AM »
Collapso is a good cure for that  :thumbsup:

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Tis a bit early... I still have to take this dog back and all the parafen bed and bowls and stuff... ::)
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