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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9495 on: June 05, 2018, 06:20:44 PM »
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« Reply #9496 on: June 05, 2018, 06:24:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9497 on: June 05, 2018, 09:20:00 PM »
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BM is off the booze

 happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
And he's off McDees too

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9498 on: June 05, 2018, 09:41:37 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9499 on: June 05, 2018, 09:50:39 PM »
Cure constipation? Only if you eat it instead of shoving it up there...  eeek:



https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/05/man-put-aubergine-inside-rectum-try-cure-constipation-7606720/#mv-b
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9500 on: June 06, 2018, 04:28:01 AM »
Cure constipation? Only if you eat it instead of shoving it up there...  eeek:



https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/05/man-put-aubergine-inside-rectum-try-cure-constipation-7606720/#mv-b

"to try to cure constipation", yeah right! happy002
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9501 on: June 06, 2018, 07:22:33 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9504 on: June 11, 2018, 06:28:14 PM »
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9505 on: June 11, 2018, 06:36:57 PM »
An art exhibition of a futuristic utopian society as created by Pornhub?

I would say TMJ but something tells me I've just inspired Apeys next comedy routine...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5829843/Pornhub-launch-art-exhibition-called-Pornhub-Nation-LA.html
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« Reply #9506 on: June 11, 2018, 07:07:07 PM »
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html


Nigeria? Feck off, they took the picture then chucked dad in the hole and drove off in the car... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9507 on: June 11, 2018, 08:58:48 PM »
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html

half past last week I'd say
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9508 on: June 11, 2018, 08:59:21 PM »
The cynic in me wonders how long it will be before someone digs it up and drives it away...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5830347/Son-buries-father-brand-new-66-000-BMW-Nigeria.html


Nigeria? Feck off, they took the picture then chucked dad in the hole and drove off in the car... ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9509 on: June 18, 2018, 04:00:50 PM »
The Yanks again!
 
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