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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Barman on May 23, 2019, 02:26:27 PM »


They were buy one get one free?




Actually itís the fixed in place humungous parasol (Ikeaís best no less) in its winter garb





With a Muslim hiding in it

 lol: lol: lol:
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Steve on May 23, 2019, 02:12:03 PM »


They were buy one get one free?




Actually itís the fixed in place humungous parasol (Ikeaís best no less) in its winter garb





With a Muslim hiding in it
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Saloon Bar / Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Last post by Barman on May 23, 2019, 02:08:30 PM »
Prseumably the local media are covering this. Or are they in the pockets of the incompetent clowns who run the gubberment?

It has been in the local newspapers, TV and Radio... And on the BBC too. I believe they may have some contacts for the Daily Fail (the same journos that produced the article that Grumpy linked to earlier)...

Nothing seems to sway the gubberment tho...

I've begun to believe that they (gubberment) are hoping and praying for a huge earthquake to strike so they can blame everything on that and get disaster relief from the EU...  noooo:
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The Restaurant / Re: Collapso O'Clock
« Last post by Steve on May 23, 2019, 02:06:36 PM »


Iím staying on Coke for now but if you two can why not?
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Saloon Bar / Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Last post by Steve on May 23, 2019, 02:05:19 PM »
Can't be long now can it...?


28th August 2017



Today

It seems to have super powers. Maybe itíll stay in place and the rest of the island fall the other way into the Med

On the bright side thatíd mean a fair few multiple tattooed feckwits out of the gene pool
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Barman on May 23, 2019, 02:04:38 PM »
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
In a cunning change of plan I suggested a lunch at a local cafe

Which is where we is right now
Well the cunning plan got better and worserer and better

On way back from lunch she says letís see where that road is really closed

And then ďoh we could go to that nursery to get a couple of plantsĒ. Which turned out to be two trolley loads and £150 nooo:

But that load has to be unpacked and watered and that has counted as chores for day

So now serious relaxing with crunchie icey creams being fetched as I type



Why do you have a muslim standing in your garden...?  rubschin:
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Nick on May 23, 2019, 02:01:50 PM »
Time for a relapse  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Steve on May 23, 2019, 02:00:50 PM »
Today is day 1 of being allowed to drive again  Party001:

And what does that really mean?  Apparently it means I am now able to do lots of chores starting with the garden  Banghead

Voting will be delayed, I shall vote for whatever party promises to eradicate chores for blokes

Party001: and happy100
In a cunning change of plan I suggested a lunch at a local cafe

Which is where we is right now
Well the cunning plan got better and worserer and better

On way back from lunch she says letís see where that road is really closed

And then ďoh we could go to that nursery to get a couple of plantsĒ. Which turned out to be two trolley loads and £150 nooo:

But that load has to be unpacked and watered and that has counted as chores for day

So now serious relaxing with crunchie icey creams being fetched as I type


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Saloon Bar / Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Last post by Nick on May 23, 2019, 02:00:49 PM »
Prseumably the local media are covering this. Or are they in the pockets of the incompetent clowns who run the gubberment?
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Saloon Bar / Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Last post by Barman on May 23, 2019, 01:57:14 PM »
Can't be long now can it...?


28th August 2017



Today

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