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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Miss Demeanour on Yesterday at 10:51:11 AM »
Going to watch 'Stan & Ollie' at the cinema later. Haven't been to the cinema for years  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Barman on Yesterday at 10:44:09 AM »
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The Snug / Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Last post by Nick on Yesterday at 10:27:05 AM »
Nod has suggested "lunch". NickSick
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Saloon Bar / Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Last post by Barman on Yesterday at 07:40:26 AM »
Sunshine!  cloud9:
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Saloon Bar / Re: What's the weather doing where you are?
« Last post by Nick on Yesterday at 07:30:29 AM »
Heavy frost
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Saloon Bar / Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Last post by Nick on Yesterday at 07:29:54 AM »
 surrender:
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Saloon Bar / Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Last post by Barman on Yesterday at 05:53:30 AM »
Morning tea lovers! tea:
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The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Steve on January 16, 2019, 09:02:04 PM »
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!
lol: lol: lol:
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The Comedy Room / Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Last post by Just One More on January 16, 2019, 08:55:34 PM »
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house!
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