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Title: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:08:47 PM
Doc says he is referring me to the horsepickle asap to have a camera inserted. eeek:

He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes"  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 02:28:51 PM
Doc says he is referring me to the horsepickle asap to have a camera inserted. eeek:

He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes"  evil:

Do you want flowers or is there a charity we should give the munny to...?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:30:33 PM
I seem to recall that this is what finished Snoops off  sad24: sad24: sad24:

As for donations, now would be a good time so I can have fun in my few remaining days  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 02:37:57 PM
I seem to recall that this is what finished Snoops off  sad24: sad24: sad24:

As for donations, now would be a good time so I can have fun in my few remaining days  :thumbsup:

What will you do with the €0.50...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 02:40:44 PM
 sad24:

Only Miss I luvs me  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:50:53 PM
Doc says he is referring me to the horsepickle asap to have a camera inserted. eeek:

He says I will get a local anaesthetic so brace yerselves for some "You'll only feel a small prick" "jokes"  evil:
It's not as bad as you'd think. 

The worst bit is they will probably make sure you have a very full bladder for an ultrasonic check and then make you walk half a mile across the hostipal absolutely bursting.  On the positive side they should show you the live camera feed which was absolutely fascinating. 

Oh and having a female nurse assisting was a bit embarrassing, leave your pride at the door.

And it can be very  Banghead to go through it all only to hear "we haven't got a clue what caused it Mr K"

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2017, 04:52:57 PM
I can hardly wait  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 04:57:59 PM
I can hardly wait  ::)
That's what you'll say when your bladder is that full
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2017, 04:59:19 PM
I can hardly wait  ::)
That's what you'll say when your bladder is that full

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 08:28:18 AM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 09:22:59 AM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:

This Wednesday...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 03, 2017, 03:41:12 PM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:

This Wednesday...?  rubschin:
Is it going to be live on You Tube?

I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos.   Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 03:41:55 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 03:53:37 PM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:

This Wednesday...?  rubschin:
Is it going to be live on You Tube?

I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos.   Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 03:57:22 PM
You will all be sorry when I am dead and you no longer get my daily hilarious and witty posts  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 03, 2017, 04:16:53 PM
Always a positive.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 03, 2017, 04:20:44 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 03, 2017, 04:23:33 PM
Always a positive.  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2017, 05:34:18 PM
Next Wednesday morning at 10.30 eeek: scared2: scared2:

This Wednesday...?  rubschin:
Is it going to be live on You Tube?

I'd say live streaming but that could lead to so many innuendos.   Not sure I should say 'innuendo' either  rubschin:

Something tells me better Youtube than Twitch..  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2017, 10:14:03 AM
Oh great. Horespickle calls about a scan. Make sure your bladder is full. eeek:

Tomorrow morning at 9  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 04, 2017, 10:15:07 AM
Oh great. Horespickle calls about a scan. Make sure your bladder is full. eeek:

Tomorrow morning at 9  noooo:
You are going to be so pissed off
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2017, 10:16:07 AM
They had better be punctual with the appointment evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 04, 2017, 10:17:04 AM
Oh great. Horespickle calls about a scan. Make sure your bladder is full. eeek:

Tomorrow morning at 9  noooo:

Beer ........ Thumbs:  Doctor's orders ..... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2017, 09:04:27 AM
Well that was straightforward  :thumbsup:

Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2017, 09:41:49 AM
Well that was straightforward  :thumbsup:

Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Straightforward......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2017, 08:04:42 PM
Well that was straightforward  :thumbsup:

Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2017, 08:50:39 PM
Well that was straightforward  :thumbsup:

Quack says my bladder and kidneys are lovely  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Are you sure he wasn't just taking the piss?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 05:04:59 AM
It's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 05:29:30 AM
It's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful....  eeek:

...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be!   scared2:

Still, I'm sure you will be fine...   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 05:31:10 AM
 eeek: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 05:37:33 AM
eeek: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:


Wha? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2017, 08:52:32 AM
It's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful....  eeek:

...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be!   scared2:

Still, I'm sure you will be fine...   noooo:
I'm sure if it gets stuck they'll be able to save the camera
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 08:57:10 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 01:09:34 PM
It's this afternoon scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

I had a teeny-tiny catheter up mine and that was excruciatingly painful....  eeek:

...I simply can't imagine how much more painful a camera will be!   scared2:

Still, I'm sure you will be fine...   noooo:
I'm sure if it gets stuck they'll be able to save the camera

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 01:15:05 PM
I'm setting off in a minute  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 01:30:36 PM
I'm setting off in a minute  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 02:14:02 PM
The NHS has had to adapt because of funding issues but never fear, they have spared no expense in getting a range of cameras for your exam...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pharis-video.com%2Fimages%2Fcp-nab-1.jpg&hash=67e96bc1253035d27758ece84991abea)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 03:06:24 PM
The NHS has had to adapt because of funding issues but never fear, they have spared no expense in getting a range of cameras for your exam...

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pharis-video.com%2Fimages%2Fcp-nab-1.jpg&hash=67e96bc1253035d27758ece84991abea[/url])

 whistle:


I just hope they don't give him the DVD...  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:44:13 PM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.

Get yer black suits cleaned  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 03:45:31 PM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.

Get yer black suits cleaned  noooo:

All nice and ready like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:46:14 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 03:52:20 PM
Oh and the prostate exam was a bit of a surprise
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2017, 04:45:54 PM
Oh and the prostate exam was a bit of a surprise

For you or the quackter...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2017, 04:48:52 PM
ME!  eeek: evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2017, 07:43:16 PM
http://youtu.be/BfQLzLCNrzc (http://youtu.be/BfQLzLCNrzc)

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2017, 11:13:17 PM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.

Get yer black suits cleaned  noooo:
rubschin:  sort of mixed news

Did you get to see the live camera feed?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2017, 05:53:40 AM
Not as bad as I expected BUT they found "something" so next stop is biopsy under general anaesthetic and an overnight stay.

Get yer black suits cleaned  noooo:
rubschin:  sort of mixed news

Did you get to see the live camera feed?

Ugh! Don't tempt him!  sick2:

Just get yer suit cleaned and some plastic bags in the pockets - you know it makes sense...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 05:55:02 AM
Correct. And no, I didn't watch. Christ, I don't even look in mirrors! noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 03:46:30 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Told them to bugger off and find me a later date  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2017, 03:48:48 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Told them to bugger off and find me a later date  noooo:

Expecting to use it in Barcelona eh...?  eyes:










Poor Nod...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2017, 03:51:07 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2017, 05:47:33 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Told them to bugger off and find me a later date  noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2017, 07:41:19 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Told them to bugger off and find me a later date  noooo:

That's quite quick..must be serious  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 11, 2017, 07:56:39 PM
Horsepickle calls to give me appointment for June 6th. Which is the day before Nod and I go to Barcelona  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Told them to bugger off and find me a later date  noooo:

That's quite quick..must be serious  scared2:

 eeek:   sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2017, 05:30:49 PM
And now a cyber attack on the NHS has fvcked their entire IT system  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 13, 2017, 08:37:29 AM
And now a cyber attack on the NHS has fvcked their entire IT system  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
You didn't plug anything into any NHS machinery did you?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 02:48:13 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
















 cloud9:   sad24:




























Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 17, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."
















 cloud9:   sad24:


You're not so sure what you want the results to be now are you
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Just One More on May 17, 2017, 07:17:36 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."



(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2017, 07:33:57 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 17, 2017, 09:54:36 PM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."



(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)

I would be more concerned about the billing. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 06:38:17 AM
Miss I winkled the information out of me last night.

She said, "If you turn out to have cancer I am cancelling New York, moving in with you, doing all your cooing and cleaning and looking after you."



(https://s21.postimg.org/z9g8vvgc3/pigeon.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/z9g8vvgc3/)

I would be more concerned about the billing. scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 06:38:39 AM
 drumroll: ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 06:46:14 AM
drumroll: ::)

Are you sure it isn't something you shoved up there by way of an experiment like...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 06:47:03 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:18:59 PM
Cock up time  noooo:

2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister".  scared2:  Off to the quack n the morning.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2017, 03:28:02 PM
 eeek: eeek:

Actually any letter the consultant sends to the GP gets copied to the patient, although using the word "sinister" is a tad out of order.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:29:46 PM
Cock up time  noooo:

2 letters from hospital. One with a date for my pre-op and the second actually intended for my GP full of technical info and saying they have found something "sinister".  scared2:  Off to the quack n the morning.

I'm guessing a Lego brick or some such.... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:30:51 PM
Letter was addressed to my GP but wrongly folded so it came to me as my address was also on it. It is very technical. I am sure I was not meant to see it.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 18, 2017, 03:40:48 PM
No, I'm sure it was meant for you. I get them all the time, even with wrong folds. I spend a worried few minutes googling the terms used.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:42:45 PM
Ta. I am seeing the quack anyhow to ask WTF it means. I refuse to go to Google as all symptom searches there lead to certain death
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:45:35 PM
Ta. I am seeing the quack anyhow to ask WTF it means. I refuse to go to Google as all symptom searches there lead to certain death


Here (http://bfy.tw/2US)...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:48:19 PM
no evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:51:16 PM
no evil:

You will...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2017, 03:53:52 PM
Nope
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2017, 03:58:30 PM
Nope

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2017, 01:42:16 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June  scared2:

They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time  eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:

May need Miss I to kiss it better, like  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2017, 01:50:25 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June  scared2:

They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time  eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:

May need Miss I to kiss it goodbye, like  sad24:
whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2017, 01:51:30 PM
 eeek: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

It's my second favourite organ  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2017, 03:44:36 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June  scared2:

They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time  eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:

May need Miss I to kiss it better, like  sad24:

 eeek:


(https://s30.postimg.org/ujsabthm5/chrome-robotic-claw-white-background-50777589.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ujsabthm5/)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2017, 07:08:28 PM
Appointment for pre-op assessment Friday prior to surgery in mid June  scared2:

They are putting some sort of metal claw thing up my willy this time  eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:

May need Miss I to kiss it better, like  sad24:

Something tells me it isn't the claw going up you are going to have to worry about, it's when it gets pulled back out holding whatever it was sent up there for in the first place.....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 05:04:29 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2017, 01:09:23 PM
Look at the bright side, at least it isn't the little metal umbrella they use to scrape the inside clean...


at least not yet....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:16:39 PM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:23:26 PM
:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

It isn't yer ears you need to worry about...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:27:11 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:37:54 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Precisely.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:40:43 PM
Still, Miss I is coming up to nurse it better, like  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2017, 03:51:24 PM
Still, Miss I is coming up to nurse it better, like  cloud9:

You could just post it to her after the op!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 03:52:33 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2017, 04:32:55 PM
Still, Miss I is coming up to nurse it better, like  cloud9:

You could just post it to her after the op!  Thumbs:
happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2017, 04:36:29 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2017, 06:31:29 AM
My friend Suzi says the pre-op takes about 45 minutes. They want to know if I smoke, drink, use drugs, exercise etc.

I may just plead guilty to save time. angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2017, 07:19:11 AM
My friend Suzi says the pre-op takes about 45 minutes. They want to know if I smoke, drink, use drugs, exercise etc.

I may just plead guilty to save time. angel1

Pre-op? Nick to Nichola........?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 06:16:18 AM
Hope it all goes well  NickSick
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 06:42:04 AM
One more sleeps!  :thumbsup:




Not that you'll sleep obviously....  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 06:53:37 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on May 25, 2017, 08:13:19 AM
Hope it all goes well  NickSick
Wot Axewoman said  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2017, 10:00:25 AM
Good luck Nick.   angel1

Trying not to think of you though because I am on holiday like.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 10:02:33 AM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 10:09:59 AM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me  scared2:




scared2:

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:26:56 PM
Miss I has sent me some good luck flowers  cloud9: cloud9: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 02:34:36 PM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me  scared2:

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scared2:

That's exactly what I thought of  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 25, 2017, 02:36:38 PM
Tomorrow is not the problem as I will be keeping my trousers on. It is the giant mechanical claw that bothers me  scared2:

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scared2:

That's exactly what I thought of  lol:

Great minds!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:38:42 PM
Or idiots  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2017, 02:39:40 PM
It's the company we keep  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 25, 2017, 02:42:33 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 25, 2017, 07:48:25 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2017, 08:10:44 PM
It's the company we keep  whistle:

Ah but who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 05:59:17 AM
Big day today like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 06:01:27 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
Got to leave the "office" about 2.00 in order to have time to find a parking space at the horsepickle. I fully expect a Gestapo style interrogation and some sort of needle. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 01:31:20 PM
There probably would be a local anesthetic....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.brown.edu%2Femergency-medicine-residency%2Ffiles%2F2015%2F10%2FIMG_1951.jpg&hash=cc136b82c2a6e3b6a1197b58cbf85ab5)

rubschin:


Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:02:53 PM
There probably would be a local anesthetic....

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rubschin:


You think they'll want to get that close...?  rubschin:


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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:13:20 PM
Local's have to be given accurately into the area itself...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 02:14:32 PM
Local's have to be given accurately into the area itself...  noooo:

It has a telescopic sight magnifying glass on it....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 02:17:50 PM
Local's have to be given accurately into the area itself...  noooo:

It has a telescopic sight magnifying glass on it....  whistle:

Still wouldn't work. Besides, roles like this are what medical students are for....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 03:51:08 PM
I was very brave and passed with flying colours  angel1

Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2017, 03:54:22 PM
I was very brave and passed with flying colours  angel1

Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off  redface:

Tell her you can do it chemically with collapso!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:13:59 PM
I was very brave and passed with flying colours  angel1

Nurse did say summat about having the whole inside of my bladder scraped and I turned my ears off  redface:

The whole inside? Did they just say bladder scraping or did they mention Transurethral resection. Generally scraping is to either get a tissue sample or remove suspect cells.  eeek:

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:19:53 PM
I was  :lalalala
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
Seriously, as much as you don't want to listen to what they were saying. In this case I'd say you really need to hear it.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:24:36 PM
[serious mode] I know. I will see the surgeon before the op. If they do do that I may be in for two nights,
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2017, 04:26:20 PM
Sounds about right given that you will either be under a general or spinal anesthetic for the procedure.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2017, 04:29:10 PM
General. Have sent you a PM
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:26:33 PM
Surgery set for June 16th  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2017, 03:27:19 PM
Surgery set for June 16th  scared2:

pathead:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:29:26 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 03:30:50 PM
What if it has spread to my actual Willy and they have to amputate and I turn into a gerl  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 01, 2017, 05:11:23 PM
Well if that happens you will find you just get on with things and one less thing on your body that is not sagging will be a blessing  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:15:27 PM
I assume you have no sagging items  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 01, 2017, 05:25:12 PM
Well if that happens you will find you just get on with things and one less thing on your body that is not sagging will be a blessing  ;D

 lol:   lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2017, 05:26:36 PM
Surgery set for June 16th  scared2:
Friday afternoon job then. 
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:28:31 PM
Have to be there at 7.00 a.m.  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2017, 05:33:38 PM
Have to be there at 7.00 a.m.  evil:
If it's like Eastbourne hostipal they get everyone in at that time even the Friday afternoon jobs. 
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 05:38:44 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 07:13:16 PM
My friend Suzi says I will have a swollen willy AND will have to lay off the collapso for a couple of weeks.

Good news and bad news then rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2017, 07:16:04 PM
My friend Suzi says I will have a swollen willy AND will have to lay off the collapso for a couple of weeks.

Good news and bad news then rubschin:

Aye - you'll save a fortune on Viagra!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2017, 07:34:44 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2017, 05:53:10 AM
Have to be there at 7.00 a.m.  evil:
Surgeon still hung over then. noooo: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
My friend Suzi says I will have a swollen willy AND will have to lay off the collapso for a couple of weeks.

Good news and bad news then rubschin:

That first pee afterwards should be one to remember 😱
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 02, 2017, 04:21:17 PM
So I am told  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 02:08:47 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 03:32:18 PM
Miss I reckons she can come up on the 18th and can get a nurse uniform.

I said I reckon that would finish me off, so to speak  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2017, 06:17:45 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June  angel1
shocked003
***Books flight to Hong Kong***
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 06:27:05 PM
 angel1

Wellington College  whistle:

I could drop in for tea, like  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 03, 2017, 06:51:52 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June  angel1
So are you going to have a plaster cast on it that you're going to want us all to sign?

The phrase "think again" comes to mind
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2017, 07:15:13 PM
Thinking with Mr Willy is my only weakness  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2017, 09:11:34 PM
All being well, I should be OK to go to BERKSHIRE on the 23rd of June  angel1
So are you going to have a plaster cast on it that you're going to want us all to sign?

The phrase "think again" comes to mind

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 03:01:12 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 03:03:17 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:

Ah you'll be fine I'm sure - you'll just feel a little prick.  :thumbsup:










 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 03:04:40 PM
 horn:










 evil:








Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2017, 04:34:58 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:
Not surprising, most of us would be bricking it by now.  Hopefully it'll be a breeze and a lot less traumatic and uncomfortable than you think  happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 04:46:53 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:
Not surprising, most of us would be bricking it by now.  Hopefully it'll be a breeze and a lot less traumatic and uncomfortable than you think  happy100

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2017, 04:47:20 PM
 evil: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 13, 2017, 07:44:26 PM
 happy100

Never mind you'll want to be asleep.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 07:45:44 PM
happy100

Never mind you'll want to be asleep.  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on June 13, 2017, 07:55:49 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:


Are they putting you out or is it just a local  knitting:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 08:04:11 PM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:

Ah you'll be fine I'm sure - you'll just feel a little prick.  :thumbsup:










 noooo:

Ask LL for advice you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 04:42:52 AM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:


Are they putting you out or is it just a local  knitting:


General anaesthetic  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2017, 07:18:42 AM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:


Are they putting you out or is it just a local  knitting:


Genital anaesthetic  scared2:
whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 07:39:24 AM
Three more sleeps  scared2:

Thinking of little else now and just want it all to be over  noooo: sad24:


Are they putting you out or is it just a local  knitting:


Genital anaesthetic  scared2:
whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 07:46:25 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2017, 07:57:01 AM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2017, 01:33:17 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here  eveilgrin:
Many a true word etc.....
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2017, 01:37:59 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here  eveilgrin:
Many a true word etc.....

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on June 14, 2017, 08:08:15 PM
You will all be sorry when Mr Willy is all mangled and broken and scabby and I have to post a picture of him here  eveilgrin:
Many a true word etc.....


Nooooooooooo   too much to even bare the thought  noooo: noooo: noooo: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2017, 02:59:04 PM
Packing my little bag of things I have to take to the horsepickle  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2017, 03:03:34 PM
Packing my little bag of things I have to take to the horsepickle  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:


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 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 15, 2017, 03:10:53 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on June 15, 2017, 09:50:36 PM
Packing my little bag of things I have to take to the horsepickle  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

 happy100 happy100


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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2017, 02:20:55 PM
Nick survived!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
Nick survived!  cloud9:
Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2017, 04:16:19 PM
Nick survived!  cloud9:

All of him we hope.   ;)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 16, 2017, 10:13:55 PM
 Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:


So where is he?   rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 04:44:50 AM
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:


So where is he?   rubschin:

He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...

He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...

...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 17, 2017, 08:54:31 AM
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:


So where is he?   rubschin:

He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...

He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...

...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
He is poorly, don't take the piss.
Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2017, 09:32:16 AM
Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:


So where is he?   rubschin:

He was on FaceArse posting from horsepickle...

He said he'd had some spinal anaesthetic so was numb from the waist down...

...somewhat better than being numb from the neck up as normal... happy001
He is poorly, don't take the piss.
Oh...  redface:
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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2017, 10:10:31 AM
I see from Facebook he's been let out.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 01:14:05 PM
I am home and feeling fine despite:

SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight  ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes  noooo:

Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out  scared2:

Willy is all swollen up, like  sad24:

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 01:32:23 PM
I am home and feeling fine despite:

SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight  ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes  noooo:

Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out  scared2:

Willy is all swollen up, like  sad24:

happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2017, 01:41:57 PM
I am home and feeling fine despite:

SPinal anaesthetic
Surgery
Chemotherapy
Catheter
Being in hospital overnight  ::)
Having to pee about every 5 minutes  noooo:

Review in three weeks once they have found out what they took out  scared2:

Willy is all swollen up, like  sad24:
But still attached like?

Good to see you're back home and in form
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 02:34:33 PM
Checks instructions:

No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop  :thumbsup:

Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 02:52:39 PM
Checks instructions:

No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop  :thumbsup:

Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything  eeek: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 02:57:39 PM
Pity about that cheese sandwich  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2017, 03:31:50 PM
How long are you on the chemo for, it isn't that long before your nails get brittle and your hair starts to fall out...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2017, 03:32:35 PM
How long are you on the chemo for, it isn't that long before your nails get brittle and your hair starts to fall out...  rubschin:

Ooooh, ginger carpet....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 03:37:59 PM
How long are you on the chemo for, it isn't that long before your nails get brittle and your hair starts to fall out...  rubschin:

I am told it was a one off, probably................. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2017, 03:46:52 PM
And GM has a PM  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2017, 08:11:59 PM
And GM has a PM  whistle:

That contained a link to a page that doesnt exist...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2017, 10:24:38 PM
Checks instructions:

No heavy lifting for a month (ever in my case) :thumbsup:
No driving till you can do an emergency stop  :thumbsup:

Chemotherapy is highly toxic.... Flush the toilet TWICE after every use and wash meticulously before touching anything  eeek: scared2:

I pity the poor sods that succumb before you know it is safe to do so  ;)
(joking aside, hope all went well fella)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 06:01:52 AM
And GM has a PM  whistle:

That contained a link to a page that doesnt exist...  whistle:

Sent again  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 07:27:56 AM
The swelling is going down  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2017, 09:07:57 AM
 :thumbsup:

However I have searched on BBC iPlayer and Sky On Demand but seems there is no 'WillyCam the story' available.

Shurely some mistake
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 04:00:11 PM
I can post pics  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on June 18, 2017, 04:01:24 PM
Please don't.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2017, 04:48:36 PM
Wot Tipsy said
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2017, 05:19:57 PM
The swelling is going down  :thumbsup:
Probably never to return again.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2017, 05:25:52 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2017, 05:59:57 PM
The swelling is going down  :thumbsup:
Probably never to return again.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2017, 06:05:39 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 01:29:12 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2017, 03:10:18 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini  Banghead Banghead
How do you stand for it?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2017, 03:12:38 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini  Banghead Banghead
How do you stand for it?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2017, 04:10:51 PM
Given the general hottioness here Miss I is skipping about in a bikini  Banghead Banghead
How do you stand for it?

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2017, 04:11:27 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 10:43:02 AM
Well, they warned me it would happen about now but did not warn me just how eye watering it is to piss out a scab  eeek: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 27, 2017, 11:54:29 AM
 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 01:13:10 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:  scared2:  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 02:44:54 PM
 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 03:39:32 PM
But surely we are being unfair here

Think about it from the scab's point of view
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 03:41:54 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 27, 2017, 03:42:19 PM
But surely we are being unfair here

Think about it from the scab's point of view

I'd much rather not...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 27, 2017, 03:43:43 PM
I have a picture  angel1 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on June 28, 2017, 11:13:23 AM
I have a picture  angel1 eveilgrin:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: Please
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 11:40:49 AM
And a hospital appointment on July 5th  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 05:13:59 PM
Verdict at 9.00 a.m.  scared2: scared2: sad24:

Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 04, 2017, 06:13:14 PM
Verdict at 9.00 a.m.  scared2: scared2: sad24:

Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C  sad24:
Hope it's a good result Nick
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:16:21 PM
I will need all the VP in the choir at my funeral  sad24: sad24: sad24:

It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2017, 06:25:38 PM
I will need all the VP in the choir at my funeral  sad24: sad24: sad24:

It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat  :thumbsup:

LL is in a choir!  Thumbs:

Mates rates like!  ;D












happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2017, 06:35:16 PM
Verdict at 9.00 a.m.  scared2: scared2: sad24:

Goodbye cruel VP. Send the flatpack cat to Miss C  sad24:
Hope it's a good result Nick
As do I hope   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 04, 2017, 06:36:26 PM
And to BM: my huge collection of tummy button fluff (COD) to do with as he sees fit  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2017, 08:11:11 PM
I will need all the VP in the choir at my funeral  sad24: sad24: sad24:

It will be awful, but it is all they can do. Mr Darwin, sir, can wear his top hat  :thumbsup:


Well if you are worried about it being a tuneless racket then you could always use the silent monks choir. They may need to learn a new hymn though...

http://youtu.be/3-uvyL-sAHY (http://youtu.be/3-uvyL-sAHY)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2017, 08:49:21 PM
Good luck anyway.

**Brushes Top Hat**
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 03:59:10 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 09:19:46 AM
Quackter verdict: not good

Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder  eeek:

Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too  :thumbsup: )

Not telling Miss I  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 05, 2017, 10:05:48 AM
Quackter verdict: not good

Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder  eeek:

Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too  :thumbsup: )

Not telling Miss I  noooo:

 happy100

Oh shit!

Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.

I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 10:14:49 AM
Quackter verdict: not good

Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder  eeek:

Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too  :thumbsup: )

Not telling Miss I  noooo:

 happy100

Oh shit!

Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.

I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.

Oh shit!2

And what Mr. Darwin said obviously....  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 10:20:08 AM
Weirdly, the plan is to fill me with live Tuberculosis virus! eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 05, 2017, 10:36:23 AM
Crikey! that's not good.

Anything I can do, just ask.

 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 10:50:16 AM
Come to Cyprus for a Funshine holiday like!  Thumbs:










Bring that Suzie with you...  redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 11:17:44 AM
Thanks all. When the treatment starts any travelling is going to be severely curtailed  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 11:21:47 AM
Thanks all. When the treatment starts any travelling is going to be severely curtailed  noooo:

When starteth the treatment...?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 11:28:26 AM
Waiting for a letter. Within a month. cry:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 11:56:04 AM
Oh Shit3 Nick

Hope that treatment starts soon, isn't too unpleasant and above all that it works

I think you should tell Miss I though
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 12:02:37 PM
Ta, fingers crossed. If I tell Miss I she will abandon NYC and end up with me as a sick ageing old fart. Noope, she has to spread her wings  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 12:36:06 PM
Quackter verdict: not good

Very aggressive form of cancer which is highly likely to recur
Need 6-12 weeks of weekly treatment
May not work noooo:
If not successful they will remove my bladder  eeek:

Get yer black suits out (and your wetsuits too  :thumbsup: )

Not telling Miss I  noooo:

 happy100

Oh shit!

Sounds like you got started early enough but there is a bumpy ride ahead.

I'm sure I speak for us all in wishing you good luck.

 kisss:

What Mr D says  :thumbsup: we are all with you   cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:18:07 PM
Everyone is being very kind  sad24: sad24:

Overwhelmed with messages and offers from friends outside the VP world too  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 01:39:12 PM
Everyone is being very kind  sad24: sad24:

Overwhelmed with messages and offers from friends outside the VP world too  sad24: sad24:

There are times to take the piss and other times  like this cloud9:























(Wont be long before normal service is resumed  whistle: )
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:40:18 PM
Any more piss jokes any wishes to share? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on July 05, 2017, 01:43:25 PM
Any more piss jokes any wishes to share? ::)


 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 01:49:02 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Urinal (which I will have to put bleach down, apparently, so as not to cause a TB epidemic)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 01:58:06 PM
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Urinal (which I will have to put bleach down, apparently, so as not to cause a TB epidemic)
scared2:

But an amazing and clever BCG treatment (just googled it)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 02:05:15 PM
I just hope it fucking works!! Googling "second opinions" currently  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 02:21:49 PM
I just hope it fucking works!! Googling "second opinions" currently  noooo:

It has to be betterer than radiotherapy...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
I already listen to Radio 4  ::)  If you can cope with You and Yours you can cope with anything  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 02:31:20 PM
I already listen to Radio 4  ::)  If you can cope with You and Yours you can cope with anything  noooo:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 05, 2017, 02:48:06 PM
I already listen to Radio 4  ::)  If you can cope with You and Yours you can cope with anything  noooo:

 drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Just One More on July 05, 2017, 07:47:23 PM
'kinell Nick. I can only echo what others have said. Massive blokey slap on the back fella  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 07:48:13 PM
 sad24: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2017, 07:49:27 PM
Suzi is sending me "healing waves". She says I will have flu symptoms tomorrow.

Thanks a lot  confused:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2017, 09:22:28 PM
Suzi is sending me "healing waves". She says I will have flu symptoms tomorrow.

Thanks a lot  confused:

Bonkers...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2017, 09:39:00 PM
Gutted to hear ..keep fighting ...
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on July 06, 2017, 09:38:31 AM
You're a tough old boot Nick, you'll beat this  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2017, 11:46:04 AM
Thanks all. When the treatment starts any travelling is going to be severely curtailed  noooo:

Oh blooming heck ...just catching up here   eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

I shall start a creme egg  fund immediately - they cure everything !!!!!

Seriously though - that is pants !!!

Seriously , seriously though  happy100 happy100 happy100   now time to start  boxing boxing boxing this bastard thing !!!
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:14:23 PM
Thanks kind Miss  sad24:

Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 02:20:11 PM
Thanks kind Miss  sad24:

Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread  scared2:

Better safe than sorry like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 06, 2017, 02:41:25 PM
Thanks kind Miss  sad24:

Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread  scared2:

Or to find cats  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:42:55 PM
Everyone is taking the piss, including the NHS  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 02:51:56 PM
Thanks kind Miss  sad24:

Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread  scared2:

Or to find cats  :thumbsup:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 02:53:51 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2017, 04:11:40 PM
Thanks kind Miss  sad24:

Just got home to find a letter saying I have to have a full body CAT scan tomorrow. To me this means only one thing: they are checking to see if it has spread  scared2:
Hope the results are good Nick.  But they do have to check
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:14:44 PM
I know  noooo: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 06, 2017, 04:46:41 PM
Just to be clear Nick, I love you loads but just in case you forget to bleach I am off to France tomorrow.   Let me know when it's safe to come back.   :thumbsup:





Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:48:22 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Never  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 06, 2017, 04:49:49 PM
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Never  eyes:

It is mind bleach she needs....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2017, 04:51:33 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2017, 03:49:11 PM
Well that was all very sci-fi  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 07, 2017, 04:07:35 PM
Did you shout "beam me up Scottie" during the procedure?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 07, 2017, 04:09:42 PM
I save that for other emergencies, like making 7 year olds cry  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2017, 04:30:27 AM
Well that was all very sci-fi  eeek:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2017, 05:18:34 AM
I don't know how it works or what it does. Actually, that sounds like you and most tech devices.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 08, 2017, 05:25:20 AM
I don't know how it works or what it does. Actually, that sounds like you and most tech devices.... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 01:15:16 PM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 01:27:47 PM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 01:43:41 PM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

happy100
happy100 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 02:14:49 PM
Are you allowed to drink with it like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:22:19 PM
They've not mentioned that  whistle:

No shagging though  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 02:31:11 PM
Still 3 weeks left of July
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:39:37 PM
Miss I is coming tomorrow*  cloud9:






























*awaits schoolboy jokes  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 02:39:52 PM
Still 3 weeks left of July

Holibobs in Cyprus you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 02:40:40 PM
Miss I and werk  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 02:48:30 PM
Still 3 weeks left of July

Holibobs in Cyprus you say...?  rubschin:
Well if he spends the time shagging for England would he care where he was?  And isn't July tattooed detritus season in Cyprus? 
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:29:21 PM
Still 3 weeks left of July

Holibobs in Cyprus you say...?  rubschin:
Well if he spends the time shagging for England would he care where he was?  And isn't July tattooed detritus season in Cyprus?

Only in Ayia Napa...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 03:35:47 PM
The rest of the tattooed old wrinklies are living in Pafos  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:54:55 PM
The rest of the tattooed old wrinklies are living in Pafos  noooo:

 scared:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2017, 03:55:25 PM
Except Foggy  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2017, 03:56:48 PM
Except Foggy  cloud9:

Of course...  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2017, 04:19:35 PM
The rest of the tattooed old wrinklies are living in Pafos  noooo:
I was thinking more of the idiot tourists from the UK taking their kids out of skool early so they can save munny and buy another tattoo
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 10, 2017, 09:44:19 PM
Except Foggy  cloud9:

Of course...  cloud9:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Just One More on July 11, 2017, 05:48:08 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

 cry:

See you next Tuesday  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2017, 08:12:41 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

 cry:

See you next Tuesday  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

I was going to post that...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 11, 2017, 08:42:26 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

 cry:

See you next Tuesday  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

I was going to post that...  redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on July 11, 2017, 09:23:05 AM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

 cry:

See you next Tuesday  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

I was going to post that...  redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2017, 02:22:06 PM
Letter arrives. I am to be given TB every Tuesday in August  scared2: sad24:

Fucks up my visit to the Boy in Edinburgh and means I will feel even more like shite when I go to wave Miss I off to NYC  noooo: Banghead

 cry:

See you next Tuesday  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

I was going to post that...  redface:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:17:36 AM
Treatment starts tomorrow. Hospital at early o'clock to be filled up with TB virus though a hose.  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 06:33:24 AM
Treatment starts tomorrow. Hospital at early o'clock to be filled up with TB virus though a hose.  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Oh gawd... happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 06:55:39 AM
It's not the actual TB causing virus Nick but it is a close relation.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:57:10 AM
 rubschin:

So why have I been told I have to pee sitting down then?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 07:02:59 AM
Age?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 07:07:14 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2017, 09:05:45 AM
All sounds very clever and unpleasant.  Seems strange to be saying "all power to the TB" but that's what is wanted

Hopefully not too bad an experience Nick
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 09:07:05 AM
Every Tuesday for 6-12 weeks  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2017, 11:38:01 AM
Look on the bright side Nick, the side effects are far less unpleasant than chemo.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2017, 11:41:16 AM
Look on the bright side Nick, the side effects are far less unpleasant than chemo.

And radio...
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 11:44:48 AM
Zackly :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on July 31, 2017, 01:31:05 PM
 kisss:  You will be fine  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2017, 03:44:51 PM
kisss:  You will be fine  :thumbsup:

Most of you anyway, and nowadays you won't be needing the part that isn't.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 03:45:34 PM
 eeek: eeek: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 31, 2017, 06:26:40 PM
kisss:  You will be fine  :thumbsup:

Most of you anyway, and nowadays you won't be needing the part that isn't.

Always a positive.  :thumbsup:    angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on July 31, 2017, 06:27:37 PM
 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 31, 2017, 06:30:31 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 09:27:03 AM
Treatment delayed  Banghead

They had failed to check the notes and suddenly realised that I am on Penicillin long term. That will interfere with the treatment and I risk actually getting TB eeek:

Maybe next week ................
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 10:39:48 AM
Treatment delayed  Banghead

They had failed to check the notes and suddenly realised that I am on Penicillin long term. That will interfere with the treatment and I risk actually getting TB eeek:

Maybe next week ................

Are you off the Penicillin then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 10:47:26 AM
They are calling later................ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 10:59:40 AM
They are calling later................ noooo:

Is the Penicillin for yer leg like...?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 11:00:59 AM
Yuo, but I have been taking it for nearly 2 years now, so I could stop, I guess. They are talking to my GP......
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2017, 12:53:16 PM
Yuo, but I have been taking it for nearly 2 years now, so I could stop, I guess. They are talking to my GP......

2 years? Christ it's only a 60 day course for Anthrax!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 12:58:11 PM
It was an unusual case  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 01:53:05 PM
He got a gammy leg off an owld book or summat... Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:

That owld book thing was my last major do. I made it into the national press and a medical text book  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 04:49:48 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

That owld book thing was my last major do. I made it into the national press and a medical text book  angel1

Wot was it called like...?

...the infection, not the book... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 04:55:42 PM
Scarlet Fever  redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 05:00:16 PM
Scarlet Fever  redface: redface:

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 05:02:10 PM
 ::)

Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2017, 05:57:16 PM
::)

Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?

Several times... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2017, 05:59:17 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2017, 10:56:41 PM
Scarlet Fever  redface: redface:

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. happy001
drumroll:

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on August 02, 2017, 06:55:03 AM
 noooo: noooo: Only Nick ....
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2017, 07:53:27 AM
::)

Did I ever mention the time I had to have an injection in my arse while bending over a fence in front of a whole school of Guatamalan children?

Hourly.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2017, 07:55:19 AM
Well my new fact of the week appears to be that both TB and Scarlet Fever are bacterial infections not viruses

I'm sure I never needed to know this but it'll go with the millionteen and twenty other useless facts to bore people with.  Just like now
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2017, 03:46:13 PM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2017, 03:57:27 PM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off  evil:
Why not offer them counselling for their idiocy?  I'm sure there's a Fuckwits Anonymous meeting you could refer them to
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 19, 2017, 04:03:20 PM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off  evil:

Tell them you are a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and see how they react....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2017, 07:01:09 AM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off  evil:

Those ghastly Tory budget cuts eh...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on August 20, 2017, 08:53:17 AM
 cussing:  They are short of money and offering that shite   noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 21, 2017, 01:47:42 AM
The question is would it cost them more in legal fees to get rid of stuff like that given the number of 'ooman rights, religious and special interest groups that would start legal action if they were scrapped than it would to just keep them going  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2017, 08:16:07 AM
I find a letter from the NHS offering me counselling for my  "spiritual health". Well, they can fuck right off  evil:
Shouldn't you check the menu first?

Gift-horse and all that.....

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.326918688.4433/ra,fitted_scoop,x2000,fafafa:ca443f4786,front-c,285,143,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.lite-4.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2017, 08:20:06 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 06:16:55 AM
Horsepickle appointment with the Head Quack, scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 07:21:17 AM
Horsepickle appointment with the Head Quack, scared2: scared2:

Got summat wrong with your head now...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2017, 07:28:50 AM
 lol: lol: lol: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 07:29:10 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on August 23, 2017, 08:44:15 AM
Good luck  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 09:42:22 AM
Good luck  Thumbs:
Wot Boogs said
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 09:44:43 AM
Right then  scared2:

10 minute drive to hospital and 20 minutes to find a parking space...
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 12:21:54 PM
Good news: cancer removed and CT scan shows I am clear
Bad news: location of cancer suggests that when/if it returns it is likely to spread and become incurable

Doc says: If I were you I'd have my bladder out  eeek:

I said I was rather attached to it and would prefer the TB route for the time being

He said OK, but we will "keep you under close surveillance".

He fetches nurse to make appointments for treatment

She reveals that there is a global shortage of the BCG stuff and the hospital only has enough for current patients and not new ones like me

SHe will contact me when they manage to procure supplies.......

And that is that.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 23, 2017, 12:33:16 PM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 12:36:41 PM
I like your attitude Uncle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
Any good news is excellent news!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2017, 05:09:55 PM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary  :thumbsup:
Wot Uncle said

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 23, 2017, 05:10:50 PM
I'll put the black fluffy socks back in their wrapping.  :thumbsup:


...and wash your hands you seem prone to attracting stuff.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2017, 05:34:14 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2017, 11:01:05 PM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary  :thumbsup:
Wot Uncle said
Quite so  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2017, 11:34:50 PM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary  :thumbsup:
Wot Uncle said
Quite so  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on August 24, 2017, 08:27:19 AM
Being in remission is good, everything else is secondary  :thumbsup:
Wot Uncle said
Quite so  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 09:54:34 AM
As previously reported elsewhere, my pal Suzi has made a booking for me for "spiritual healing"  ::)

I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 10:25:42 AM
As previously reported elsewhere, my pal Suzi has made a booking for me for "spiritual healing"  ::)

I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite  eyes:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/b3/96/f9b3960fe3f045362a3db5eeabb3e414.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:40:27 AM
As previously reported elsewhere, my pal Suzi has made a booking for me for "spiritual healing"  ::)

I now discover that the "healer" in question was formerly a film actress and is quite  eyes:

 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 10:49:01 AM

(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 10:49:51 AM

(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)

Hubba, hubba... Have I mentioned I have a poorly foot like...?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 10:51:40 AM
Do you want to take down her particulars?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 11:05:03 AM
Do you want to take down her particulars?

Is she interested in mine...?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 02:14:34 PM

(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)
I think I remember her in Star Trek series 1.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 02:49:58 PM
She has aged a tad, but still looking  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:06:43 PM
She has aged a tad, but still looking  eyes:

 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:57:20 PM
 noooo: noooo: honestly  lol:

You lot are sad  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Just One More on August 25, 2017, 07:13:19 PM

(https://s28.postimg.org/wbokm048p/lea.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wbokm048p/)

Her performance in Warlords of Atlantis was memorable  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2017, 07:39:10 PM
I forget  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 02:54:22 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2017, 02:57:18 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:

 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 03:04:14 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2017, 03:15:45 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2017, 03:21:16 PM
noooo: noooo: honestly  lol:

You lot are sad  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2017, 03:22:22 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:

How did he know about your spiritual healer ????   eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2017, 03:22:58 PM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2017, 06:33:28 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:
Threaten them with a visit from Nod?

[serious mode]  sorry to hear that, you must be livid over this
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2017, 06:36:54 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:


 sad24:
sad24: sad24:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.willenhallhistory.co.uk%2Fsociety%2Fsketchley.jpg&hash=3dbd4760a5e2014bafd0caf963015c54)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on September 05, 2017, 09:22:39 PM
Letter from Consultant to my Quack suggests this is not going well  noooo:

 sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2017, 10:39:07 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 10:44:57 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.

He's not having mine!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2017, 11:00:25 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.

He's not having mine!  cussing:

Given how much of your homebrew has passed through it I doubt he would want it...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 11:25:11 AM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.

He's not having mine!  cussing:

Given how much of your homebrew has passed through it I doubt he would want it...  noooo:

 rubschin:

Good point well made!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 01:47:48 PM
This may sound like an odd question but have you asked the consultant if it is possible to get a bladder transplant? Transplant treatment was something that was being talked about back when I was a student nurse but I haven't really heard much about it since. however if it can be done and the malignant cells haven't spread beyond the bladder wall then in theory that should sort it.

So you say Nick should get 'bladdered' then?

Like any of us here need an excuse
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:09:51 PM
I do NOT want a second hand bladder  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:19:44 PM
I do NOT want a second hand bladder  sick2:

Oh, I was gonna offer mine like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
Especially yours  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:24:57 PM
Especially yours  sick2: sick2: sick2:

You big meanie!  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:26:53 PM
OK, post it to me. I will try it out  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 04:41:10 PM
OK, post it to me. I will try it out  angel1

You're taking the piss now aren't you...?  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2017, 04:43:10 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 07:55:05 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.
We could go all retro and play football with it
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2017, 07:58:03 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.
We could go all retro and play football with it

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2017, 08:26:00 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.
We could go all retro and play football with it

 eeek:
I don't think he meant blow-football.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2017, 08:44:28 PM
No, please empty it and bleach it first.
We could go all retro and play football with it

 eeek:
I don't think he meant blow-football.
Indeed, it flew right over his head . . .


 . . . and into the net
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:24:11 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.

That was the last I heard.............
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:27:30 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.

That was the last I heard.............

I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:28:41 PM
I think the world shortage continues  noooo:

May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered  noooo:
































Jim lad ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 03:29:47 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.

That was the last I heard.............

I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful  noooo:

^^^ Wot Uncle Said ^^^
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 03:35:32 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.

That was the last I heard.............
"We tried to deliver your new bladder, but you were out"
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:36:47 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:  Jim lad  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2017, 03:39:09 PM
On August 23rd I was told I needed preventative treatment but none was available. I was told they would call me when they had some.

That was the last I heard.............

I would call them ASAP and keep pestering them, the NHS are very forgetful  noooo:

^^^ Wot Uncle Said ^^^
I would go private.  "I told them I was ill" is only funny once as an epitaph
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2017, 03:40:42 PM
I think the world shortage continues  noooo:

May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered  noooo:

If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2017, 03:50:28 PM
Good point, well made  :thumbsup:

























Jim lad  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2017, 03:58:48 PM
I think the world shortage continues  noooo:

May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered  noooo:

If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.

The squeaky wheel Uncle....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2017, 07:16:58 PM
I think the world shortage continues  noooo:

May call Monday. This week is getting hectic and I can't be bovvered  noooo:

If there is a shortage then even more reason to pester them, they're only going to treat those who make a fuss. I speak from experience here, I was waiting on starting a course of treatment but couldn't because of a shortage of hospital beds. My consultant asked me to write a letter of complaint. I did, it worked.
Quite so, annoyance is strong medicine to most public sector administrative types.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2017, 01:30:53 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2017, 01:51:20 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 21, 2017, 03:39:39 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 21, 2017, 04:36:05 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2017, 04:45:30 PM
Better ask for the speedy service on my suit like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2017, 05:04:27 PM
Better ask for the speedy service on my suit like...  rubschin:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on September 21, 2017, 10:57:31 PM
Treatment starts October 3rd

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:23:46 PM
Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:

Hosepipe up my dick and half a pint of mild TB inserted. confused:

I have bleach  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 02, 2017, 01:39:43 PM


Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:

1mm tube (if it fits) up my dick and half a pint of mild TB inserted. confused:

I have bleach 

Corrected for you.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:40:25 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 01:44:17 PM


Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:

1mm ½mm tube (if it fits) up my dick and half a pint of mild TB inserted. confused:

I have bleach 

Corrected for you.

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 01:45:03 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 02, 2017, 02:12:01 PM
Tomorrow morning it is. rubschin:

Hosepipe up my dick and half a pint of mild TB inserted. confused:

I have bleach  :thumbsup:
Mild will never sound the same again
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 02:13:35 PM
If I were a badger they'd shoot me. I am avoiding black and white clothing  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 02:57:57 PM
If I were a badger they'd shoot me. I am avoiding black and white clothing  noooo:

happy001


Stay away from that nice Mr. Darwin Sir!  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2017, 03:14:57 PM
I believe he only shoots peasants  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 02, 2017, 03:25:39 PM
I believe he only shoots peasants  whistle:

 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:01:05 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2017, 10:20:58 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:

Splendid!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 03, 2017, 10:26:53 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:
Better get busy then, if it drops off in 4 weeks.


(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/07/e0/c307e0cb9c3fe29d108025b7c4af5387.jpg)






Good news BTW
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:29:31 AM
 rubschin: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 03, 2017, 10:38:51 AM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:
Better get busy then, if it drops off in 4 weeks.


(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/07/e0/c307e0cb9c3fe29d108025b7c4af5387.jpg)






Good news BTW


^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 10:39:37 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2017, 11:01:14 AM
Keep checking for signs of rattling chests  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 11:06:32 AM
I'm not allowed to pee for another hour .........
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 03, 2017, 11:08:34 AM
Have our got your Tena Lady on just in case  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 11:11:14 AM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2017, 01:37:39 PM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:


What side effects?  Odd impulsive behaviour and incoherent ramblings?








(like we'd notice)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2017, 01:41:35 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2017, 07:57:57 PM
Bish bosh all done and back to work. Told not to expect side effects till Week 4  :thumbsup:


What side effects?  Odd impulsive behaviour and incoherent ramblings?








(like we'd notice)

Don't forget the loss of coordination...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 01:16:40 PM
Miss I has gone into long distance Mother Hen mode   cloud9:

Are you eating properly?
Are you smoking?
Do you want to see my nutritionist?
Have you thought of yoga?  eeek:
Shall I mail my Ayurveda healer?
etc.
etc. sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 04, 2017, 03:31:12 PM
Miss I has gone into long distance Mother Hen mode   cloud9:

Are you eating properly?
Are you smoking?
Do you want to see my nutritionist?
Have you thought of yoga?  eeek:
Shall I mail my Ayurveda healer?
etc.
etc. sad24:
But is she missing the shagging?  Or could you interest her in 'cock on a stick'?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 03:32:34 PM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 04, 2017, 05:58:23 PM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:

The size of your head you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2017, 06:00:20 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on October 05, 2017, 12:31:56 AM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:

I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks  angel1 are the hallucination's starting already  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2017, 03:03:50 AM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:

I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks  angel1 are the hallucination's starting already  whistle:

Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2017, 04:31:58 AM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:

I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks  angel1 are the hallucination's starting already  whistle:

Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now....  whistle:


(https://s1.postimg.org/4lfkg1bfej/ibm_pc_xt.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4lfkg1bfej/)


 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2017, 02:08:56 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow  confused:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:14:00 PM
I could post one   rubschin: rubschin:

I will have to see if they have XXXL size and buy an mahoosive envelope though  rubschin:

I thought the side effects would not appear for four weeks  angel1 are the hallucination's starting already  whistle:

Nick was always deluded Boogsy, thought you realised that by now....  whistle:


(https://s1.postimg.org/4lfkg1bfej/ibm_pc_xt.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4lfkg1bfej/)


 whistle:

Well I obviously posted that in the wrong place....  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:14:20 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow  confused:

Still feeling okay...? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2017, 02:15:06 PM
I didn't like to say as I had no clue what you were on about, and so far so good.

Week 4 is the crunch point apparently  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2017, 02:31:41 PM
I didn't like to say as I had no clue what you were on about, and so far so good.

Week 4 is the crunch point apparently  scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

It was supposed to follow on after this...

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling: “You sign! You sign!”. Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Japanese man starts to yell louder. “You sign! You sign!” Nelson says to him, “Look mate, you’ve obviously got the wrong bloke. Get lost!.” and shuts the door in the Japanese man’s face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling “You sign! You sign!” Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Japanese man back, shouting: “Look, get lost!! You’ve got the wrong bloke! I don’t want them!” then slams the door in the Japanese man’s face again.
The following day Nelson is resting, when he hears a knock on the door again. After opening the door, the little Japanese man thrusts the same clipboard under his nose, shouting “You sign! You sign!”. Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors. Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front and yells at him: “Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who is it, you want to give all these car parts to?” The little Japanese man is a bit puzzled, so checking his clipboard again, he looks up and says: “You not Nissan Maindealer?”

Fresh? There are moths in Apey's wallet that are younger than that joke...  noooo:

...I've no idea how it ended up here...  noooo:

Fingers crossed for minimal side effects in week 4...
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2017, 09:20:40 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow  confused:
Good luck.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 09, 2017, 09:41:58 PM
TB Part Deux tomorrow  confused:
Good luck.  :thumbsup:
Wot DS said

Sod turnip futures, should we be considering Bleach futures?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 07:36:42 AM
TB Part Deux tomorrow  confused:
Good luck.  :thumbsup:
Wot DS said

Sod turnip futures, should we be considering Bleach futures?

Mind bleach...?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 07:47:41 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 10:13:26 AM
All done by two very nice left handed nurses who had rearranged the room in a left handed way  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2017, 11:42:58 AM
All done by two very nice left handed nurses who had rearranged the room in a left handed way  cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 03:25:07 PM
Peeing blood  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Peeing blood  scared2:

Well, that is how this all started wasn't it...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2017, 04:23:54 PM
Yes, but this is the sodding treatment. ANyhow, subsiding now.  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 10, 2017, 05:20:47 PM
Yes, but this is the sodding treatment. ANyhow, subsiding now.  scared2:
Surely that shows it's working
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 05:40:26 PM
Yes, but this is the sodding treatment. ANyhow, subsiding now.  scared2:
Surely that shows it's working

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2017, 07:43:31 AM
All better now (and done lots of clothes washing  redface: angel1)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2017, 09:26:32 AM
All better now . .
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2017, 04:42:52 PM
All better now (and done lots of clothes washing  redface: angel1)

 :thumbsup:






























Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 02:15:53 PM
Treatment 3 tomorrow and then Brighton stopping at every service station on the way  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 03:18:53 PM
Treatment 3 tomorrow and then Brighton stopping at every service station on the way  noooo:

 :thumbsup: and pathead:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 03:23:15 PM
I have bleach  :thumbsup: angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 04:06:59 PM
I have bleach  :thumbsup: angel1

I have mind bleach!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 04:09:11 PM
Do you want pics?? The left handed nurse is quite  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 16, 2017, 04:15:42 PM
Do you want pics?? The left handed nurse is quite  eyes:

Why, does she want pics of me...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2017, 04:17:16 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 02:35:32 PM
Treatment 3. Not my usual babes  evil:

Now peeing for the Empire  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2017, 03:15:15 PM
Treatment 3. Not my usual babes  evil:

Now peeing for the Empire  noooo:

Blood?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 03:22:18 PM
A bit noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 17, 2017, 03:27:08 PM
A bit noooo:
Shows they didn't give you a placebo mix
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2017, 03:30:39 PM
Quite. Next week is #4 when the side effects kick in  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2017, 02:15:55 PM
#4 looms. scared2:

Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 23, 2017, 02:20:05 PM
#4 looms. scared2:

Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
Nod turns up at the wrong place, mumbles "Nick" and gets your treatment?  And your lunch gets injected where it didn't ought to go?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2017, 02:21:12 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 10:39:46 AM
Two very nice nurses today  eyes: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2017, 12:36:20 PM
#4 looms. scared2:

Going out for "lunch" with Nod afterwards. What can possibly go wrong?
Nod turns up at the wrong place, mumbles "Nick" and gets your treatment?  And your lunch gets injected where it didn't ought to go?

At least it will be a liquid lunch...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 01:14:20 PM
Pukeathon here  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 01:15:45 PM
Pukeathon here  noooo:
Oh woes

Is treatment 4 different then?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 01:16:13 PM
No, cumulative.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 02:13:24 PM
Dare I ask is treatment 5 likely to be worse?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 02:17:41 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:12:55 PM
Treatment 5 will be worse but even so it's still a hell of a lot more mild that a full course of chemo. Not much of a silver lining but take it where you can.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 03:14:17 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:20:08 PM
Trust me Nick, there is a laundry list of potential side effects with chemo and I've known 2 people who went through most of them. They would have taken the couple of days pukathon as a gosdend.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 24, 2017, 03:32:18 PM
 rubschin:

Not having had TB my vote says if Nick says he's suffering I'll believe him
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 24, 2017, 03:34:33 PM
rubschin:

Not having had TB my vote says if Nick says he's suffering I'll believe him

I'm not saying he isn't suffering from the side effects but that they could have been far worse if he was on standard chemo.

Between Jen and mum one thing I've realised about cancer treatment is that you grab any bright side you can.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2017, 04:09:50 PM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on October 24, 2017, 07:17:29 PM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:

One tough old goat. We all luv ya  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 24, 2017, 07:59:45 PM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:

One tough old goat. We all luv ya  :thumbsup:

Gayer:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on October 24, 2017, 11:59:44 PM
Pukeathon here  noooo:

 happy100 so long as it works in the long run  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: boogs on October 25, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:

One tough old goat. We all luv ya  :thumbsup:

  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2017, 01:38:22 AM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:

One tough old goat. We all luv ya  :thumbsup:

You can't call Miss I that, Nick will get all upset....  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2017, 09:09:40 AM
That seems to be over. Had a chat with Miss I  cloud9:

One tough old goat. We all luv ya  :thumbsup:

You can't call Miss I that, Nick will get all upset....  scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2017, 09:10:31 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 07:09:39 PM
Kids.

I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.

Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)

I enlightened him.  His eyes watered  eveilgrin:

Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.

I have bleach  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2017, 07:40:34 PM
Kids.

I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.

Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)

I enlightened him.  His eyes watered  eveilgrin:

Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.

I have bleach  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 30, 2017, 07:42:19 PM
Kids.

I had a long chat with The Boy yesterday about my treatment. Cameras and catheters.

Horrified, he said, "What? Up your arse??!" ::)

I enlightened him.  His eyes watered  eveilgrin:

Anyhoo, #5 tomorrow.

I have bleach  :thumbsup:


Is there a Post-It note on it?




The bleach of course
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 07:45:37 PM
I think the nurses are well acquainted with my dick  eyes: eyes:

Just not in a good way  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2017, 08:16:17 PM
I think the nurses are well acquainted with my dick  eyes: eyes:

Just not in a good way  noooo:
(https://st2.depositphotos.com/3078691/11377/i/950/depositphotos_113774302-stock-photo-nurse-with-magnifying-glass.jpg)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 08:21:31 PM
DId you take that photo during your last hospital visit?  (Sir)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2017, 08:22:19 PM
I think the nurses are well acquainted with my dick  eyes: eyes:

Just not in a good way  noooo:
(https://st2.depositphotos.com/3078691/11377/i/950/depositphotos_113774302-stock-photo-nurse-with-magnifying-glass.jpg)

Quote from: Nurse
All this fuss over such a little thing....  whistle:

 redface: Sorry, was channeling Apey for a moment there.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2017, 08:23:36 PM
DId you take that photo during your last hospital visit?  (Sir)
Why would I go there?
They come to me.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2017, 08:25:30 PM
 shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 11:20:45 AM
Bish bosh, 5 down and one to go.

Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 02:10:56 PM
Bish bosh, 5 down and one to go.

Nice left handed nurse said I am doing very well  angel1
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 02:15:46 PM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 03:08:50 PM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:
eeek:

 noooo:   You can kill yourself doing shit like that
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 03:21:04 PM
Well it's all come out again :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on October 31, 2017, 03:33:38 PM
Well it's all come out again :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

It's summat to do with effin up the body's electrolyte levels leading to more bodies
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 03:37:19 PM
I am moving into collapso mode which, as it is made of grapes, constitutes part of my five a day  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2017, 03:44:31 PM
Well it's all come out again :thumbsup:

Are you measuring your piss taking ?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 04:17:35 PM
 ::)

How are your wisdom teeth? whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 31, 2017, 06:41:04 PM
Dunno...haven't asked them lately
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on October 31, 2017, 06:45:19 PM
So, you do have wisdom teeth  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 01, 2017, 05:38:39 AM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:
eeek:

 noooo:   You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2017, 05:55:29 AM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:
eeek:

 noooo:   You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed  rubschin:

Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 01, 2017, 06:57:42 AM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on November 01, 2017, 09:02:53 AM
In an effort to avoid one or two earlier problems I have necked 10 pints of water in the last hour and a half eeek:
eeek:

 noooo:   You can kill yourself doing shit like that

If memory it's Hyponatraemia that kills you, basically critically low salt levels in the bloodstream as a result of the blood being thinned by the large amount of water that has just been consumed  rubschin:

Still, at least he won't catch fire if he drops his fag on that owld jumper....  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: but if he cut himself we could all drown

Seriously though you can kill yourself that way. 
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 08:36:45 AM
# 6, and then six weeks off.




















Have bleach  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 08:43:03 AM
Time to cash in those Bleach futures?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 11:39:07 AM
Job done.

Now waiting for an appointment for having a camera stuck up my dick  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on November 07, 2017, 01:57:17 PM
Job done.

Now waiting for an appointment for having a camera stuck up my dick  scared2:
:thumbsup: and  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 03:13:42 PM
Can't stop peeing  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2017, 03:30:09 PM
Can't stop peeing  cussing:

You need to re-hydrate with beer and collapso like!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2017, 03:31:58 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2017, 03:13:27 PM
Next appointment for insertion of large camera: Dec 19th. scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2017, 03:16:35 PM
Next appointment for insertion of large camera: Dec 19th. scared2:

How large?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2017, 03:19:00 PM
I can handle it  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 05:52:06 PM
The Big Day looms. Tuesday at 9.50 and a verdict on whether the treatment is working  scared2:

If it's working, then more TB infections. If it's not working.................. Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2017, 06:13:06 PM
The Big Day looms. Tuesday at 9.50 and a verdict on whether the treatment is working  scared2:

If it's working, then more TB infections. If it's not working black suits all round.................. Shrugs:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 06:26:57 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2017, 07:59:13 PM
Hope it's working then




will save money on dry cleaning
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 08:00:06 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 11:11:06 AM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger  noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.

Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate  NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2017, 11:30:43 AM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger  noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.

Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate  NickSick NickSick

 happ096 happ096 happ096
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2017, 12:46:40 PM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger  noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.

Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate  NickSick NickSick

 happ096 happ096 happ096

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 02:22:26 PM
Nod forced me to drink collapso  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2017, 02:53:03 PM
Nod forced me to drink collapso  sad24:

Wrong thread............ cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2017, 02:55:47 PM
I am confuzzled.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on December 19, 2017, 04:31:05 PM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger  noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.

Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate  NickSick NickSick

 happ096 happ096 happ096

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2017, 05:24:51 PM
Three very nice nurses (one ginger  noooo:) had a jolly good look inside my willy and other bits and report that the treatment seems to be working. SO more treatment in the New Year.

Going out for "lunch" with Nod to celebrate  NickSick NickSick

 happ096 happ096 happ096

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2017, 05:28:55 PM
Letter says next Willycam is on June 26th  eeek:  At least they think I will live that long  cloud9:  Unless it's a trick  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2017, 05:48:12 PM
Letter says next Willycam is on June 26th  eeek:  At least they think I will live that long  cloud9:  Unless it's a trick  rubschin:
Does sound a cause for  barman:   :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2017, 05:52:23 PM
Free collapso all week  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2017, 11:20:46 PM
Yay  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2017, 06:38:40 AM
 Xmas3:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 25, 2017, 10:41:18 PM
Free collapso all week  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

I always liked you ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2017, 12:36:38 AM
Free collapso all week  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 cloud9:

I always liked you ........ Thumbs:

And to ensure it's quality the collapse in question will be personally passed by Nick...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2018, 11:03:12 AM
I think I forgot to mention that when I went to see the Boy in Hull I told him I was going to be having a camera inserted into my bladder.

Horrified, he said, "What, up yer arse?" eeek:

I pointed out his error. He thought for a second and curled up into a foetal position and whimpered. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2018, 11:09:31 AM
I think I forgot to mention that when I went to see the Boy in Hull I told him I was going to be having a camera inserted into my bladder.

Horrified, he said, "What, up yer arse?" eeek:

I pointed out his error. He thought for a second and curled up into a foetal position and whimpered. eveilgrin:

happy002
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:35:48 PM
More appointments for TB treatment  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 04:38:09 PM
More appointments for TB treatment  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:39:17 PM
3 this time, with my nice Willy Nurses  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 04:57:55 PM
3 this time, with my nice Willy Nurses  cloud9:

Um, the toilet is, um broken at the apartment so perhaps you won't be able to house-sit after all...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 04:59:01 PM
I can use the sink  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:22:38 PM
I can use the sink  :thumbsup:

Blocked...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:24:42 PM
Even in the kitchen? eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:30:06 PM
Even in the kitchen? eeek:

Yup, all blocked...  noooo:

...poor me eh...?  cry:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:31:53 PM
I will pee out of the window  :thumbsup:  Fear not. I will be there  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 05:34:50 PM
I will pee out of the window  :thumbsup:  Fear not. I will be there  angel1

The landlady locked the windows and I can't find the key like...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 05:38:11 PM
DO the doors work?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 08, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
I will pee out of the window  :thumbsup:  Fear not. I will be there  angel1

The mattress ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 06:25:55 PM
 rubschin:


























 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2018, 06:54:17 PM
I will pee out of the window  :thumbsup:  Fear not. I will be there  angel1

The landlady locked the windows and I can't find the key like...  whistle:
Have to be in the pool then.
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:04:05 PM
No change there, then  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:08:19 PM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:14:46 PM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:

 point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:15:13 PM
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:15:33 PM
The letter from Miss I described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:16:29 PM
 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2018, 07:31:07 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Careful old man, you'll do yourself a  mischief! happy002
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2018, 07:31:41 PM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:

Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch"  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2018, 07:32:23 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 09, 2018, 03:02:36 AM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:

Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch"  whistle:

 ;D
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2018, 10:16:47 AM
The letter from the nice nurse to my quack described me as "a charming and entertaining old gentleman"   Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: cussing: cussing:

Ah, medical parlance for "he's an odd old bugger but funny to watch"  whistle:

 ;D
lol: lol:
 point:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 07:53:35 PM
Miss I cried with laughter  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2018, 08:32:10 PM
Perhaps someone should invite Miss I on here, sounds like she would fit right in....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 08:33:20 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2018, 08:37:04 PM
Miss I cried with laughter  evil:

More than  once I expect...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2018, 08:37:34 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on January 13, 2018, 05:10:01 PM
Letter from hospital giving me three more dates with my fave nurses to be infected with TB in February  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on January 13, 2018, 05:14:57 PM
Letter from hospital giving me three more dates with my fave nurses to be infected with TB in February  cloud9:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 07:06:22 AM
Catheter time at 9.00  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 07:10:34 AM
Catheter time at 9.00  scared2:

 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2018, 08:00:21 AM
Catheter time at 9.00  scared2:

(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)

 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:10:08 AM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:40:05 AM
Catheter time at 9.00  scared2:

(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)

 happy100

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 08:51:40 AM
Catheter time at 9.00  scared2:

(https://www.farmpac.com/custom/photos/SOS.JPG)

 happy100

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 06:22:26 PM
It was all very jolly, as usual  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 06:35:47 PM
It was all very jolly, as usual  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 06:37:23 PM
In the hospital for 5 minutes and lovely nurses with bawdy jokes  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 07:07:26 PM
It was all very jolly, as usual  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:14:14 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here  redface:) so clean suit tomorrow  redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:16:23 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here  redface:) so clean suit tomorrow  redface: redface:

A black suit...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:17:52 PM
New blue one  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:19:35 PM
New blue one  cloud9:

Perhaps a yellow one would be better...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:20:34 PM
 evil:

My wee is RED, actually  evil:

I wouldn't want to look like a clown  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2018, 08:28:23 PM
evil:

My wee is RED, actually  evil:

I wouldn't want to look like a clown  eveilgrin:


(https://s9.postimg.org/53i0gz1a3/bf1fac41ff2a77b10bfb492f0659b7a379fdde0a60bc4a20ae9340ff566043fd.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/53i0gz1a3/)

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 08:29:20 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 09:15:26 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here  redface:) so clean suit tomorrow  redface: redface:
too much information methinks
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2018, 09:16:13 PM
This is a kind of blog  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2018, 09:19:27 PM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa money
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 13, 2018, 11:33:21 PM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa money
Perhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2018, 11:59:13 PM
evil:

My wee is RED, actually  evil:

I wouldn't want to look like a clown  eveilgrin:

No more than usual anyway...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2018, 06:09:10 AM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa money
Perhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2018, 08:19:47 AM
You could see if Tena want to advertise on your posts and makes loadsa money
Perhap Jubilee Clips would be more appropriate?

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2018, 05:14:15 PM
 sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2018, 05:27:38 PM
Mind you, I have pissed myself twice (once on the A52 and once here  redface:) so clean suit tomorrow  redface: redface:

My jokes .......... Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
 :thumbsup:

Dreading Tuesday. Meeting the VC. Not good to wear a nappy noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 17, 2018, 06:19:45 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2018, 06:42:32 PM
Shrugs:

Thinks he means Vd ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 17, 2018, 06:43:35 PM
 cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2018, 07:54:21 PM
Shrugs:

Thinks he means Vd ....... rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 06:17:39 PM
More TB in the morning and then an all day weeathon  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 06:25:47 PM
More TB in the morning and then an all day weeathon  noooo:


(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 06:28:04 PM
I don't want to explode  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2018, 06:30:11 PM
I don't want to explode  sad24:

::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 19, 2018, 06:57:38 PM
I don't want to explode  sad24:
You won't.






Not 100% sure about drowning.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 08:26:51 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 19, 2018, 08:28:35 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 19, 2018, 08:39:23 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2018, 08:42:08 PM
But my kidneys are in the pink  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

































I am thrilled  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2018, 08:48:43 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 19, 2018, 10:21:12 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

Did he specify which type?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 20, 2018, 08:44:29 AM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

Crikey!    happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2018, 09:21:18 AM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:
noooo: Your cake days are over.

 happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2018, 03:33:52 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:
noooo: Your cake days are over.

 happy100

Having his cake and eating it anyways...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 20, 2018, 03:42:21 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

 noooo: Your cake days are over.

 happy100

Maybe not

http://romeossfbakery.com/ (http://romeossfbakery.com/)

"London's first Sugar Free and Gluten Free Bakery"

Sounds  noooo: to me
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2018, 06:08:55 PM
Very jolly time with the nice left handed nurse  eyes:  and then the Tuesday all day peeathon  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on February 20, 2018, 09:50:46 PM
QUack visit earlier suggests this treatment is affecting other systems and giving me diabetes  noooo:

Did he specify which type?  rubschin:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 06:54:04 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 07:37:25 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:


(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 07:48:23 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:


(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)


 :thumbsup:

How did I know that BM would be the first one to take the piss....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 08:36:21 AM
Here we go again. The Tuesday Peeathon noooo:


(https://s9.postimg.org/ehjea6u6z/ken9350170k.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/ehjea6u6z/)


 :thumbsup:

How did I know that BM would be the first one to take the piss....  noooo:

Or stop him taking a piss...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 05:07:38 PM
Had to leave work early to avoid getting stuck in traffic. Been for a pee over 60 times today. Most of this involved blood clots  NickSick



Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2018, 05:09:17 PM
Had to leave work early to avoid getting stuck in traffic. Been for a pee over 60 times today. Most of this involved blood clots  NickSick

 sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2018, 05:17:12 PM
Had to leave work early to avoid getting stuck in traffic. Been for a pee over 60 times today. Most of this involved blood clots  NickSick
eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2018, 05:53:29 PM
Last treatment for two months. Had to stop three times on the way home for weeing purposes. They say the treatment has cumulative effects, so May is going to be fun  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 02:57:39 PM
Willycam Live scheduled for Tuesday at 2.30  scared2:

Hope it's the nice Irish redhead nurse again  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2018, 03:04:06 PM
Willycam Live scheduled for Tuesday at 2.30  scared2:

Hope it's the nice Irish redhead nurse again  eyes:
Hope it goes well
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 03:12:09 PM
It's an immediate verdict. If treatment werking, then more treatment.
If it's not working, then black suit time  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2018, 03:19:29 PM
It's an immediate verdict. If treatment werking, then more treatment.
If it's not working, then black suit time  :thumbsup:
Shocked:

No stress then
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 03:23:40 PM
Quite!!
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 12:42:43 PM
Time to go  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 12:58:16 PM
Time to go  scared2:
fingers crossed
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 01:39:34 PM
Good luck .......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 02:36:54 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera  scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2018, 03:12:41 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera  scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2018, 04:07:46 PM
Good news   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2018, 04:09:44 PM
Put yer black suits away for now  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2018, 05:52:05 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera  scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............

 Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2018, 08:52:04 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera  scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............

 Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2018, 07:56:18 PM
Bit worried to find a consultant and a junior doctor there in addition to the usual three nurses, but turned out consultant was training the junior and even let him have a go with the camera  scared2: This meant willycam took twice as a long as usual, but verdict positive, so more TB treatment in May............

 Thumbs:
Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 01:33:22 PM
Three more TB infections in June  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2018, 08:32:02 PM
Three more TB infections in June  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:34:02 PM
The nurses are babetastic  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  May try it on with the blonde one after she stops playing with my dick, like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2018, 08:38:00 PM
The nurses are babetastic  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  May try it on with the blonde one after she stops playing with my dick, like  :thumbsup:

I reckon you've got a good chance once she has handled your tackle and knows it is infested with TB... ::)
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:42:29 PM
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2018, 08:44:33 PM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I  sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2018, 07:38:03 AM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I  sad24: sad24:
An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs  redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 24, 2018, 07:42:23 AM
Yes  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2018, 09:04:18 PM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I  sad24: sad24:
An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs  redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham

 rubschin:

Steve, do you really want to figure out how Nick's mind works....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2018, 09:11:29 PM
This gerl on the Trivago advert reminds me of Miss I  sad24: sad24:
An Ozzie Sheila that lives in Germany (not that I looked her up obvs  redface:) reminds you of an Italian that lives in NY via Nottingham

 rubschin:

Steve, do you really want to figure out how Nick's mind works....  noooo:
Surely you meant 'if' rather than 'how'

Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2018, 02:59:04 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2018, 05:30:05 PM
Three more weeks of TB stuff starting in the morning with my two favourite nurses   cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2018, 06:04:20 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2018, 06:13:22 PM
Noon until 5 in the bog   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2018, 08:37:28 PM
Noon until 5 in the bog   noooo:
I'm assuming without the two favourite nurses  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 06:18:22 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 12:27:22 PM
Now peeing every 6 minutes (yes, I am timing it!)  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
Now peeing every 6 minutes (yes, I am timing it!)  noooo:
Hardly worth doing up your flies then
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 12:55:48 PM
I want to go home, but it's a 7 minute drive  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 01:01:38 PM
I want to go home, but it's a 7 minute drive  cussing:

Are you on the tellybox today...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 01:07:20 PM
Fleetingly  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 02:45:25 PM
Just made it home  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 02:54:15 PM
I want to go home, but it's a 7 minute drive  cussing:
And what if there's an unexpected hold up

Best get some jubilee clips
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 02:56:31 PM
Now peeing blood  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 02:59:40 PM
Now peeing blood  noooo:

happy100
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
I am told this is a sign that it is werking  noooo: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 03:10:14 PM
I am told this is a sign that it is werking  noooo: :thumbsup:

Yay!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:13:29 PM
I don't like Tuesday afternoons  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 03:45:40 PM
I am told this is a sign that it is werking  noooo: :thumbsup:

Yay!  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

But that quickly producing blood?   rubschin:   Sure they didn't use drain cleaner instead?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 03:55:15 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 04:20:52 PM
Now peeing blood  noooo:


I don't like Tuesday afternoons  sad32:


http://youtu.be/fvp6gseKJS8 (http://youtu.be/fvp6gseKJS8)

Sorry, couldn't resist.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:25:46 PM
 ::)

It seems to have abated  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 05, 2018, 04:32:30 PM
::)

It seems to have abated  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 04:35:22 PM
::)

It seems to have abated  :thumbsup:

You've prolly run out!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:49:09 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 04:52:28 PM
Replenish with red collapsio  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 04:52:59 PM
I am  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 05:03:11 PM
Come to think of it, give how many boozy lunches you've had of late are you sure that it was blood coming out and not red wine...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 05:10:03 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 05:53:19 PM
I'm off the booze...  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 05, 2018, 05:54:39 PM
 char048
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2018, 06:23:57 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2018, 09:29:06 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 04:31:09 AM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 06, 2018, 07:04:16 AM
I'm off the booze...  angel1

How badly did you behave ?? lol:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 06, 2018, 07:19:32 AM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

There's always some party pooper ruining the plot by revealing the ending
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 07:37:24 AM
I'm off the booze...  angel1

How badly did you behave ?? lol:

Not too badly... but I did fall asleep at the table in the restaurant...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2018, 07:38:47 AM
 facepalm:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 12:33:59 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:

You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 12:37:07 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:

You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper...  noooo:

You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 12:59:20 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:

You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper...  noooo:

You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?

No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2018, 01:02:26 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:

You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper...  noooo:

You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?

No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage....  whistle:

No garage.... and he doesn't know where I live now anyway....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 06, 2018, 01:05:37 PM
char048

I bleddy am!  cussing:

Sobergeddon!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:




It's the end of days, we are all doomed...  scared2:

I know!  noooo:

Plus I filled up the wine rack with top quality collapso yesterday and haven't touched it!  eeek:

You mean it was top quality collapso, now Apey knows about it he will have replaced the contents with cheap paintstripper...  noooo:

You think he'd pay for paint stripper...?

No, but I'm pretty sure he'd find some in your garage....  whistle:

No garage.... and he doesn't know where I live now anyway....  whistle:

Doesn't know where you live....  happy001



Do you really think you can hide from Apey's free booze sense...  point:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 08:33:39 AM
Chaps, don't you just hate it when the nurse misjudges and sort of scratches your prostate with the end of the catheter.






















































 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 08:46:22 AM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 08:49:20 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 10:50:47 AM
The weeathon has started  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 11:37:21 AM
The weeathon has started  noooo:


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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 11:41:03 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 12, 2018, 12:15:50 PM
The weeathon has started  noooo:
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Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 12:18:33 PM
More like Rivers of Blood  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 12:23:40 PM
More like Rivers of Blood  noooo:

Waayyycciiiiisssttttt!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2018, 02:21:18 PM
Nearly made it home in the car  noooo: redface:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2018, 03:56:22 PM
Nearly made it home in the car  noooo: redface:

happy100 kleenex:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 02:27:34 PM
Last of current three in the morning then the afternoon weeathon and then boldly attempting to drive to Brighton   scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 18, 2018, 02:40:33 PM
Last of current three in the morning then the afternoon weeathon and then boldly attempting to drive to Brighton   scared2:

Ask for a catheter   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 02:48:14 PM
 eeek:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 08:42:45 AM
Job done!! Now three months off and a willy cam check up and then another three months off  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2018, 08:54:33 AM
Job done!! Now three months off and a willy cam check up and then another three months off  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Nick on June 19, 2018, 10:37:49 AM
The peeathon has started  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Willycam thread
Post by: Steve on June 19, 2018, 10:54:08 AM
The peeathon has started  noooo:

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