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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3405 on: September 08, 2014, 01:39:26 PM »
Judy's funeral


Ethel and Margaret at the funeral



Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died of cancer.


She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.



Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.



Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having 25 children, Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."



Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, or second husband, or the one she lost, or who?


Margaret replied whispering: "I think he means her legs dear".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3406 on: September 08, 2014, 01:52:31 PM »
Judy's funeral


Ethel and Margaret at the funeral



Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died of cancer.


She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.



Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.



Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having 25 children, Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."



Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, or second husband, or the one she lost, or who?


Margaret replied whispering: "I think he means her legs dear".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3407 on: September 08, 2014, 06:20:57 PM »
 redface: I plead the 5th and other excuses.  #1: The bastard search engine didn't find any pre telling
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3408 on: September 09, 2014, 07:45:52 AM »
Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading
B.heading
C.heading

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3409 on: September 09, 2014, 08:06:31 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3410 on: September 09, 2014, 08:34:51 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3411 on: September 09, 2014, 08:58:12 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3413 on: September 17, 2014, 08:30:33 AM »
How do I describe how my glove fits?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3414 on: September 17, 2014, 09:31:22 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3415 on: September 17, 2014, 10:07:20 AM »
How do I describe how my glove fits?

Unless you went to mother care it is probably 'too big'.....
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3416 on: September 17, 2014, 10:23:40 AM »
How do I describe how my glove fits?

Unless you went to mother care it is probably 'too big'.....

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3417 on: September 17, 2014, 10:46:28 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3418 on: September 19, 2014, 06:27:30 PM »
“Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life,” my boss told me....

“Well, it got me to the ‘International Sarcasm’ finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009,” I informed him!

“Really?” he asked.

“No,” I replied.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #3419 on: September 19, 2014, 06:28:19 PM »
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