Assertive Women's Conference.
The first speaker, a lady from England, stood and said, “During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing.
The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second lady, from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day,I saw nothing, but on the third day,
I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well."
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an Aboriginal lady from Australia, stood up and said,
"Afta lass year's conference, I wen ome and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin' his tucker and washin' his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself."
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes)
She continued "Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffin. Afta da second day,I nevah see nuffin, but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit outa me leff eye."
