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Mozo

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Mobile Phones
« on: July 03, 2007, 03:46:57 PM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we have covered this subject before. Such is my detestation of this electronic locust plague, that like a sore tooth, I cannot ignore it.

In private, in publlc and in business, I think the mobile phone is the greatest single nuisance since the introduction of piped music ... Nay, much worse, since it is easier to escape the latter.

How many intimate moments are disrupted by a fonefreak partner's mobile  Kermit alarm "Just a moment, honey ... This is important".  Or, with your architect ."Now here's where we are going to put the childens ...." . Or over your morning caffee latte, a solitary mobile addict at the next table, "Getaway, you don't say, You don't say, getaway. He didn't. He did ? You don't say..."

Why go on? You may know that even in an hospital recovery ward where all you want to do is sleep, all through the night, the braying, whining, giggling and whispering of staff and patients with electronic tumours growing from ears.

Shall we ever reclaim our private earspace?
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 03:55:40 PM »
Got a new one just recently...still can't work the bloody thing!!
I never mastered the texting thingy on the old one and I had it for 18 months!
Technology...no good for old brains cells cry:

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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 04:03:25 PM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we

Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 04:13:17 PM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we


Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?

Do try to keep up with fashion dear.
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2007, 04:18:09 PM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we


Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?

Do try to keep up with fashion dear.
One no longer has a "senior moment" ~ it is sooooooo last year!
Nowadays one has a CRAFT moment*



*As in Can't Remember A Fucking Thing


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Note to self: "Must keep up with the times". Now which dealer should I go to for an Anglia? Was that Ford or Morris?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2007, 04:20:49 PM »
Surely you want J.R. Hartley






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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2007, 04:21:12 PM »
Voted 'business use only' in the main that is, but HATE the bloody thing with an overwhelming deep and unparrarelled never to be repeated passion of monstrous proportions too truth be known.  evil:
Would be lost without it though tbh, sadly, and would be out of business within weeks.

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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2007, 04:22:01 PM »
Voted 'business use only' in the main that is, but HATE the bloody thing with an overwhelming deep and unparrelled never to be repeated passion of monstrous proportions too truth be known.  evil:
Would be lost without it though tbh, sadly, and would be out of business within weeks.

I'll second that! evil:
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 04:27:15 PM »
Voted 'business use only' in the main that is, but HATE the bloody thing with an overwhelming deep and unparrelled never to be repeated passion of monstrous proportions too truth be known.  evil:
Would be lost without it though tbh, sadly, and would be out of business within weeks.

I'll second that! evil:

We are in the minority though it seems.
Go into ANY pub...apart from here and the 'Blood 'n' Guts', and you'll witness hoardes of the soft shites, sittin' there fiddlin with their high tech contact instruments.
Walk down any street, and there they are, fiddlin' and texting...shite in the main too.
Now texting. DON'T get me fckin' started! evil:

What in Gods name is THAT all about ey?
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2007, 04:39:03 PM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we

Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?

I hope his lifeless form isn't slumped over the keyboard. eeek:

Mind you, my dark suit is cleaned and hanging in the wardrobe after the last false alarm.

Anyway, where is the "I don't care, it never rings" option in the poll.

I have had my phone for 3 years now and it never rings, well not since the "Vodafone" label and those little stripes and things came off the glass bit on the front.
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 12:30:17 AM »
Too kind DS!

Nobody has had their attire cleaned because of me for a long time ...  sad24:   In the small hours of this Oz a.m. I dozed off while still posting!

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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2007, 01:01:23 AM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we

Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?

I hope his lifeless form isn't slumped over the keyboard. eeek:

Mind you, my dark suit is cleaned and hanging in the wardrobe after the last false alarm.

Anyway, where is the "I don't care, it never rings" option in the poll.

I have had my phone for 3 years now and it never rings, well not since the "Vodafone" label and those little stripes and things came off the glass bit on the front.

Perhaps you should switch it on?  point:
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2007, 08:27:38 AM »
In so many recent posts, here and elsewhere, we

Well. . . .? We. . .  what exactly? Or did you have a senior moment half way through your post?

I hope his lifeless form isn't slumped over the keyboard. eeek:

Mind you, my dark suit is cleaned and hanging in the wardrobe after the last false alarm.

Anyway, where is the "I don't care, it never rings" option in the poll.

I have had my phone for 3 years now and it never rings, well not since the "Vodafone" label and those little stripes and things came off the glass bit on the front.

Perhaps you should switch it on?  point:

Eh??

Can you switch it off? The house phone has no switch.
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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2007, 08:34:06 AM »
Couldn't find an option that I agreed with.  confused:

Mine is mainly for emergency only, normally to ring to say that I'm stuck on a train and won't be home at the usual time so don't drop the children off until later.


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Re: Mobile Phones
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2007, 08:37:36 AM »