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« on: May 30, 2009, 08:28:54 AM »
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Married City banker who turned 15-year-old girl ping pong prodigy into 'sex slave' is jailed
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 09:56:16 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 09:59:02 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 11:21:37 AM »
The Daily Post (Welsh daily paper published by Mirror Group) today sports the headline:

GIRL HIT BY CAR WAITING FOR SCHOOL BUS

So I asked the shop assistant how they had intended to get a car onto the school bus  noooo:

Why could they have not put GIRL WAITING FOR SCHOOL BUS WAS HIT BY CAR if they really don't want to punctuate headlines?
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 11:23:01 AM »
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The girl is OK apparently.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 11:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
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The girl is OK apparently.

How about the car?  scared2:
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 11:35:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
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The girl is OK apparently.

How about the car?  scared2:


Nothing has been said about car or driver.

Local councillors are "demanding action" as if they are not the ones who decide where crossings, bus stops etc are placed  ::)

Police are "appealing" for witnesses ..... apparently a whole heap of kids waiting to board 3 school buses are not enough witnesses for them to work with.  ::) ::)

Fvcking Welsh  Banghead
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Re: Great Headlines
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 11:39:07 AM »
TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.

Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.

All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.
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Re: Great Headlines
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 11:48:11 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2011, 11:39:07 AM
TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.

Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.

All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.

Oh, I assumed that it came wrapped around chips....
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Re: Great Headlines
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 12:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2011, 11:48:11 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2011, 11:39:07 AM
TBH I'm glad the kid is OK but I think we all know it was horseplay at the bus stop.

Why all these local councillors are jumping on the band wagon made me pause but then I remembered they are all up for election in May so that solved one puzzle.

All I need to wonder about now is what possessed me to buy the friggin' paper in the first place .... I was only going for a haircut.

Oh, I assumed that it came wrapped around chips....


Nah ~ You wanna paper you gorra buy one ... can't wrap yer chips in 'em any more ~ Elfinsafety innit   rubschin: Or may be Data Protecshun or even Identity Theft ...... one of those excuses anyway.
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Re: Great Headlines
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 07:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 13, 2011, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 13, 2011, 11:23:01 AM
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The girl is OK apparently.

How about the car?  scared2:

Spect it caught the next one.  lol:
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