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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Breakfast
« on: February 19, 2008, 07:54:30 PM »
I came downstairs this morning and asked what was for breakfast.

Mrs TMR said "Make love to me NOW". Not believing my luck, I went for it.

Afterwards, I said "What was that all about?"

She replied "The egg-timer is broken"...

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 07:48:51 AM »
I came downstairs this morning and asked what was for breakfast.

Mrs TMR said "Make love to me NOW". Not believing my luck, I went for it.

Afterwards, I said "What was that all about?"

She replied "The egg-timer is broken"...

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 08:48:36 AM »
You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 08:50:07 AM »
You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:
I thought he had it hard boiled...  whistle:
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 08:51:15 AM »
You can manage three minutes? worthy: worthy: worthy:
I thought he had it hard boiled...  whistle:


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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 09:12:48 AM »
The three minutes includes the cigarette afterwards...

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 09:14:39 AM »
The three minutes includes the cigarette afterwards...

Ah! That makes more sense.
Never the less an awesome feat to get sex first thing in the morning AND a cooked brekky.
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