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Offline Nick

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Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« on: July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM »
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 05:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead


 noooo:
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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 05:19:53 PM »
Point them towards this site, a few hours of reading through your cavalcade of calamity and they will either accept any future blunderment or run like hell and you will never see them again. Either way problem solved.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 06:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Johnny 'the choir boy'?  rubschin:
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 08:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 27, 2014, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 27, 2014, 05:06:17 PM
Knock knock

Man opens door

Me: Hello, is Kate here?
Man: Yes, I will just fetch her. Are you  Nick?
Me: Yes, you must be Richard
Man: No, I am Johnny
Me: Sorry, I lose track

 redface: redface: redface: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Johnny 'the choir boy'?  rubschin:

I am sure her mum would rather she had a Johnny than a plain Dick.
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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 08:50:10 PM »
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Offline Steve

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Re: Top tip: things not to say to the Vicar's daughter's fiance
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2014, 08:59:41 PM »
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