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Offline Steve

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The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« on: July 25, 2014, 08:34:53 PM »
What's it all about?

Twice t'other night and then again last night just when I was about to have the meaning of life, the universe and everyfink revealed to me in a dream  Banghead

And it effin hurts and the threat of another attack looms at the back of your head for hours after

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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 08:37:12 PM »
I have a poll  angel1
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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 08:38:17 PM »
we need BM to do that thread merging trick
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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 08:39:10 PM »
 filter:He is out with a false Brian Ferry and a sausage  noooo:
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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 08:48:28 PM »
filter:He is out with a false Brian Ferry and a sausage  noooo:
The sausage will be more entertaining.
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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 10:44:17 PM »
Plenty of water and vitamin D before bed..   Thumbs:
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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2014, 10:50:48 PM »
Plenty of water and vitamin D before bed..   Thumbs:

Banana,,,,,,,, Thumbs:

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Re: The all new bastard cramp at night stories
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2014, 09:25:55 AM »
Bananas is good, Vitamin D? dunno.  Loads of water?  noooo:  look what fish do in it.


6am this morning - just caught it before the agony grip.  Hobbled around til it wore off Phew!


Hand me that banana daiquiri waiter, dust a little Vitamin D on it

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