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Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« on: July 23, 2014, 03:07:58 PM »
It is stuck in there and I cannot get it out. Is there a kind lady here with a tissue and good eyesight?  sad24:
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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 03:09:16 PM »
BM has tissues...... rubschin:

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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 03:10:13 PM »
Not used ones  ::)
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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 03:28:01 PM »
Fill the sink with cold water
Take deep breath
Dunk head in water
Open eyes and move around till fruit fly is dislodged

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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 03:36:00 PM »
Fill the sink with cold water
Take deep breath
Dunk head in water
Open eyes and move around till fruit fly is dislodged

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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2014, 03:36:27 PM »
Alternatively stick a steak knife in your affected eye.  That will soon put the other problwm into perspective  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2014, 03:44:40 PM »
It seems to have dissolved  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2014, 04:47:25 PM »
It is stuck in there and I cannot get it out. Is there a kind lady here with a tissue and good eyesight?  sad24:
How do you know it is a Fruit fly?

It is difficult enough to determine their sexuality even when they aren't squished in your eye.
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 04:48:28 PM »
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Re: Mr Fruit Fly? Meet Mr Eyeball
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 05:55:51 PM »
Can I have some of that that DS has been on?   lol:
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