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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1020 on: June 19, 2014, 06:04:03 AM »
Surprise Foggy  :thumbsup:  Fit a red light outside and go to the pub  :thumbsup:

....and a collection plate out the front with a sign stating 'No less than 50 Cents you tight Arab blooded bastards!'.

Which one gave you €0.50?
They all did!

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1021 on: June 19, 2014, 09:00:56 AM »
Surprise Foggy  :thumbsup:  Fit a red light outside and go to the pub  :thumbsup:

....and a collection plate out the front with a sign stating 'No less than 50 Cents you tight Arab blooded bastards!'.

Which one gave you €0.50?
They all did!

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1022 on: August 06, 2014, 01:30:45 PM »
Just go my leccy bill...in it is a letter saying if you can't pay ,you can pay basically when you can....as long as you tell them... rubschin:  4.5 interest........untill the date you actually pay...

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1023 on: August 06, 2014, 03:09:57 PM »
Just go my leccy bill...in it is a letter saying if you can't pay ,you can pay basically when you can....as long as you tell them... rubschin:  4.5 interest........untill the date you actually pay...

I suppose you'll pass it on to the neighbour you nick it from...? ::)
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1024 on: August 06, 2014, 09:22:33 PM »
Just go my leccy bill...in it is a letter saying if you can't pay ,you can pay basically when you can....as long as you tell them... rubschin:  4.5 interest........untill the date you actually pay...

I suppose you'll pass it on to the neighbour you nick it from...? ::)

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« Reply #1025 on: August 07, 2014, 03:59:36 AM »
Just go my leccy bill...in it is a letter saying if you can't pay ,you can pay basically when you can....as long as you tell them... rubschin:  4.5 interest........untill the date you actually pay...

I suppose you'll pass it on to the neighbour you nick it from...? ::)

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1026 on: August 26, 2014, 06:06:37 PM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1027 on: August 26, 2014, 06:08:21 PM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1028 on: August 26, 2014, 06:09:13 PM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1029 on: August 26, 2014, 09:01:40 PM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

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Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

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« Reply #1030 on: August 27, 2014, 05:28:13 AM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

 evil:


Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

He is coming back like....  whistle:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1031 on: August 27, 2014, 11:34:35 AM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

 evil:


Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

The poor bugger could probably handle either you or Baldymort but not both at the same time.  noooo:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1032 on: August 27, 2014, 11:39:11 AM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

 evil:


Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

The poor bugger could probably handle either you or Baldymort but not both at the same time.  noooo:

At least he got to off-load that dodgy transit he had.............. whistle:

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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1033 on: August 27, 2014, 11:51:32 AM »
Not to mention his spare tyres...  whistle:
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Re: There may be trouble ahead...
« Reply #1034 on: August 27, 2014, 11:52:58 AM »
Another couple I've known for years are leaving in the new year,,,...... noooo:

Have you tried deodorant like....?  whistle:

 evil:


Wait a minute I introduced you to my mate ....then he left the Island 5 months later........ evil:

The poor bugger could probably handle either you or Baldymort but not both at the same time.  noooo:

At least he got to off-load that dodgy transit he had.............. whistle:

 evil:

I am werking on making it lighter.....  whistle:
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