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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47310 on: September 27, 2016, 07:22:42 PM »
Open letter to the pain in the feckin' neck aspiring musician on the street.

Dear Irritating Bastard would be drummer.

While I can applaud your desire to learn an instrument you may want to take the time to look up the meaning of rhythm, as you can see it has more meanings than the method of contraception your parents were unfortunate enough to choose. Beating the living daylights out of a set of skins like a chimpanzee having an epileptic fit does not make you a good drummer, or even a poor one.

Have you considered taking lessons?

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The rest of the street.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47311 on: September 28, 2016, 08:25:24 AM »
Fixing the washing machine...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47312 on: September 28, 2016, 08:29:34 AM »
Munching and 6 pin bowling at Tunbridge Wells and then a complicated meeting that will be expensive
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47313 on: September 28, 2016, 08:44:29 AM »
Of course, LL has to clean behind the washer before i can mend it... ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47314 on: September 28, 2016, 08:50:26 AM »
I shouldn't have taken the lid off while she was still cleaning... facepalm:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47315 on: September 28, 2016, 10:48:57 AM »
Fixing the washing machine...  evil:

They aren't designed for cleaning car parts...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47316 on: September 28, 2016, 11:37:33 AM »
Fixing the washing machine...  evil:

They aren't designed for cleaning car parts...  noooo:

It is all fixed...  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47317 on: September 28, 2016, 11:56:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47320 on: September 28, 2016, 03:53:45 PM »
Hotel full of pensioners. Ambulance presently loading up with a corpse  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47321 on: September 28, 2016, 05:54:41 PM »
Hotel full of pensioners. Ambulance presently loading up with a corpse  eeek:

The combination of pensioners and Nick-o-rays was never going to end well...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47322 on: September 28, 2016, 07:32:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47323 on: September 28, 2016, 08:18:35 PM »
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Ah I see, it wasn't the Nick-o-rays it was you creeping up behind the poor bugger and blasting his ears out with that horn...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #47324 on: September 29, 2016, 08:24:52 AM »
Final preparations for 'guests' arriving this evening...  evil:
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