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DON't go to the quackter
« on: October 22, 2014, 06:14:19 AM »
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 06:21:30 AM »
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?
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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2014, 07:59:34 AM »

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:
Complete fuckwittery. Whoever came up with this daft scheme should be the first so labelled.

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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2014, 12:30:25 PM »
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2014, 12:37:59 PM »
£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia  eeek: eeek: scared2: scared2:

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

I am Harold Wilson, where is my pipe?

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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2014, 01:37:41 PM »
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:
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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2014, 01:40:22 PM »
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:

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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2014, 02:27:22 PM »
On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves.  whistle:

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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2014, 02:44:56 PM »
Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia.....  scared2:
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Re: DON't go to the quackter
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2014, 02:53:21 PM »
Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia.....  scared2:

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