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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2012, 06:40:23 PM »
I saw a promo for John Carter last night  . Firstly what a shit name for a film that is a new Disney / 3D / Wanna battle the aliens / be like Star Wars / make the money of Avatar etc  ....looked bad. Real bad  noooo:

http://www.disney.co.uk/john-carter/?ex_cmp=sem_g_uk:movies:jcm:jc_media_ad_tb_br:0212
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2012, 06:42:09 PM »
I'm going to buy it.  redface:

Are you completely mad?  eeek:
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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2012, 07:03:11 PM »
I'm going to buy it.  redface:

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« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2012, 07:05:30 PM »
I saw a promo for John Carter last night  . Firstly what a shit name for a film that is a new Disney / 3D / Wanna battle the aliens / be like Star Wars / make the money of Avatar etc  ....looked bad. Real bad  noooo:

http://www.disney.co.uk/john-carter/?ex_cmp=sem_g_uk:movies:jcm:jc_media_ad_tb_br:0212


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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2012, 07:06:47 PM »
I saw a promo for John Carter last night  . Firstly what a shit name for a film that is a new Disney / 3D / Wanna battle the aliens / be like Star Wars / make the money of Avatar etc  ....looked bad. Real bad  noooo:

http://www.disney.co.uk/john-carter/?ex_cmp=sem_g_uk:movies:jcm:jc_media_ad_tb_br:0212


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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2012, 07:07:58 PM »
I saw a promo for John Carter last night  . Firstly what a shit name for a film that is a new Disney / 3D / Wanna battle the aliens / be like Star Wars / make the money of Avatar etc  ....looked bad. Real bad  noooo:

http://www.disney.co.uk/john-carter/?ex_cmp=sem_g_uk:movies:jcm:jc_media_ad_tb_br:0212


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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2012, 06:20:21 PM »
Iron Sky Sneak Peek #13 - The First Four Minutes



Could actually become the worstest film I'll ever see.   

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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2012, 07:09:42 PM »
It does look bad but as far as worstest film goes I'd still match it against anything by Uew Boll  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2012, 05:27:18 AM »
Iron Sky Sneak Peek #13 - The First Four Minutes


Could actually become the worstest film I'll ever see.   


I can confirm it'll be the worstest film I'll never see!  lol:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2012, 02:08:39 PM »
I don't know what it is about Tim Burton and weird ass film ideas but this could be another one for Mort's collection......



Abraham Lincoln....




Vampire Hunter  lol:

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER Trailer 2012 Movie - Official [HD]
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 05:26:10 PM »
Wandering through town earlier I saw this, can't think why it would have gone straight to DVD  lol:

Ozombie (Bin Laden's Zombie) Thriller Movie Trailer


Zombie Osama  noooo:
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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2012, 05:52:12 PM »
Oh, Oh, you've just reminded me ..

They were showing Mongol last night on Channel 4.  Chinese epic about the life and times of Genghis Khan. On the screen menu it advised viewers there might be some scenes of moderate violence ... Genghis bloody Khan? Moderate violence?

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2012, 08:26:08 PM »
Hurrah!

Pre-order ~ I detest that word.  noooo:

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Re: The All New Worstest Film You Have Ever Seen Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2012, 05:26:36 PM »
So we are on our European trip, we've been to Paris, Rome and Moscow where shall we go next. I know, lets go to Chernobyl.  noooo:

Chernobyl Diaries - Official Trailer #1 - Horror Movie (2012) HD


As bad as this film seems I may actually watch it.  redface:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.