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Offline Baldy

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2011, 11:21:08 PM »
The Spurs Trophy room was looted last night.

Police are looking for two blokes carrying a 6x9 carpet.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2011, 12:19:40 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2011, 10:13:42 AM »
Just seen a black 80's soul singer running down the road with a 50 inch plasma TV..

I think it was Looter Vandross.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2011, 12:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on August 11, 2011, 10:13:42 AM
Just seen a black 80's soul singer running down the road with a 50 inch plasma TV..

I think it was Looter Vandross.

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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2011, 07:56:22 AM »
Do you know the story of the cunt in four parts apc....?  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2011, 08:22:53 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2011, 07:56:22 AM
Do you know the story of the cunt in four parts apc....?  rubschin:

Ed Balls - The movie  rubschin:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #51 on: August 22, 2011, 06:27:57 AM »
Bob Mortimer - So Angelos, what have you been up to?
Angelos Epithimiou  (  cloud9: ) - I've been out to that Afghanistan
BM - Really what were you doing there?
AE - I thought I'd do my bit, I was entertaining the troops
BM - And how did it go
AE - Not to well really, but let's be honest, my stuff was never gonna go down well with the Taliban was it  ;D
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #52 on: August 23, 2011, 07:13:21 PM »
 lol: lol:  Good twist!
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2011, 04:13:33 PM »
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.


Just Fostered a Muslim. All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.


Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke. All I said was, "golly you're tall.".


They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester , Luton & London: because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.



And my favourite one of the bunch...

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2011, 04:17:35 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2011, 04:39:03 PM »
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #56 on: August 26, 2011, 07:57:29 PM »
The bloke that got eaten by a shark on his honeymoon didn't suffer much . He had only been married for a few days .
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2011, 01:07:22 AM »
All gonna be used tomorrow .......... cloud9:

with a credit to JOM .......... ;D
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2011, 07:30:32 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 27, 2011, 01:07:22 AM
All gonna be used tomorrow .......... cloud9:

with a credit to JOM .......... ;D

And the VP I hope....  whistle:
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Re: Material for apc
« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2011, 09:06:29 AM »
Who suggested the taliban joke ..............nearly got killed last night by RAF pilots........ noooo:
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