How bad has the UK become when I say Jeremy Kyle on a mic ................and before the joke people start cheering and whooping .........I knew I was fecked then
So I need pleb jokes ..............
anyone here watch crap day-time TV.......?????????
BTW done the loose women joke.......
"Darling I can't help being fat," the wife sobbed. "It's from water retention!"
"I do understand," I replied, "So buy f*cking cakes with less moisture content."
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2: If I wanted to spend £7 to see a specky lover, a ginger nice person and a hot girl I'd like to f*#k, I'd pay my child support.
Grandad went into a nursing home . I rang to see how he was settling in and they told me he was like a fish out of water .
I assumed by that they meant he wasn't settling in well .
Then they told me he was dead .
I was in the car with this bird last night and the flirting was intense.
"F*ck me in the sh*thole" she cried,
I said, "There's no way I'm driving to [insert town of choice] at this time of night"