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Offline Nick

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2011, 04:36:39 PM »
Yup

Is this a suitcase? Yes/No
WHere is it going? Don't know

You start Monday
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2011, 04:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 04:36:39 PM
Yup

Is this a suitcase? Yes/No
WHere is it going? Don't know

You start Monday

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2011, 05:11:52 PM »
Imbeciles. I've taken about 7 exams (tests really...) ranging from Manual Handling to Dangerous Goods. Not exactly hard...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2011, 05:15:27 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »
Nick - without wishing to cast a cloud over you, but with your track record, no-one would be pleased more than me if you don't bring your calamities to my airport. Thanks :-)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2011, 05:25:45 PM »
"my airport"

He has been assimilated  noooo:

Can you get cheap fags?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2011, 05:39:27 PM »
Your sexual preferences are your business alone - cheap or expensive, find your own bum-bandits ;-)
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2011, 05:49:23 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2011, 05:23:50 PM
Nick - without wishing to cast a cloud over you, but with your track record, no-one would be pleased more than me if you don't bring your calamities to my airport. Thanks :-)

I read that as this catamites. eeek:  Must be something in the water at the moment, radiation prolly.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2011, 05:52:21 PM »
I fear he is bonding with his fellow werkers
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2011, 05:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2011, 05:52:21 PM
I fear he is bonding with his fellow werkers

I should hope so ~ Job for life, "You can't touch me I'm part of the Union", Built in "perks", Strikes when you want a holiday, holidays when you know the airport staff won't be on strike....... Seems to me the boy has landed on his feet.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2011, 07:34:54 PM »
I won't join a union and I would not go on strike - hasn't all that shit been consigned to history? The 70's tell us as much.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2011, 09:34:44 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2011, 07:34:54 PM
I won't join a union and I would not go on strike -

But there is a bank holiday soon. .
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2011, 06:44:28 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2011, 07:34:54 PM
I won't join a union and I would not go on strike - hasn't all that shit been consigned to history? The 70's tell us as much.
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He has been brainwashed like....  scared2:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2011, 04:56:22 PM »
My uniform has arrived. I asked for "medium". Why then, have I been sent trousers with a 36 inch waist? Numpties.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2011, 04:58:04 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2011, 04:56:22 PM
My uniform has arrived. I asked for "medium". Why then, have I been sent trousers with a 36 inch waist? Numpties.

You have thought a medium would know your size ....... rubschin:
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