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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1577 on: February 21, 2017, 10:06:17 AM »
I believe it happens but have never witnessed it. Most liquids in the hold are bottles of red wine/whisky/other booze that get broken when idiot passengers don't pack them properly.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1578 on: February 21, 2017, 10:12:23 AM »
I believe it happens but have never witnessed it. Most liquids in the hold are bottles of red wine/whisky/other booze that get stolen when idiot passengers don't pack them properly.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1581 on: March 04, 2017, 12:50:57 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4280092/Travel-chaos-thousands-passengers-Manchester.html

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1582 on: March 04, 2017, 08:59:44 AM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1583 on: March 04, 2017, 07:46:00 PM »
That's our lot  lol: lol: lol:

Looks to me like he was pushing the plane too fast, the push-back bar broke and he didn't react quickly enough to stop. Northern twat.

As an aside, you don't need a 30 tonne push-back tug to push a 79 tonne aircraft, a smaller 13.5 tonne one is more suited to the job.


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1584 on: March 04, 2017, 08:04:44 PM »
That's our lot  lol: lol: lol:

Looks to me like he was pushing the plane too fast, the push-back bar broke and he didn't react quickly enough to stop. Northern twat.

As an aside, you don't need a 30 tonne push-back tug to push a 79 tonne aircraft, a smaller 13.5 tonne one is more suited to the job.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1585 on: March 05, 2017, 07:31:17 AM »
That's our lot  lol: lol: lol:

Looks to me like he was pushing the plane too fast, the push-back bar broke and he didn't react quickly enough to stop. Northern twat.

As an aside, you don't need a 30 tonne push-back tug to push a 79 tonne aircraft, a smaller 13.5 tonne one is more suited to the job.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #1589 on: April 28, 2017, 07:56:58 PM »
Ok so the bag fell off and Spanish baggage handlers wrapped it in cellophane or somesuch, how does that explain it apparently catching fire en route?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4455814/Disabled-airline-passenger-s-luggage-burnt-crisp.html

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