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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »
I thought only the male cabin crew minced  redface:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2011, 06:27:18 PM »
I thought only the male cabin crew minced  redface:


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 06:28:52 PM »
I thought only the male cabin crew minced  redface:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 06:49:09 PM »
0900 tomorrow, so I confidently predict I will be there by 0800. You must all know what it's like with a new job - you wake up panicking that you've overslept and then can't get back to sleep again. Tomorrow we get to watch a nice film of a baggage handler getting minced by a jet engine...

You've tempted fate now - you'll get there around midday....  whistle:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 08:39:16 PM »
You've tempted fate now - you'll get there around midday...run across the tarmac behind a taxi-ing jumbo...

and get minced...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2011, 08:39:46 PM »
You've tempted fate now - you'll get there around midday...run across the tarmac behind a taxi-ing jumbo...

and get minced...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2011, 08:42:16 PM »
Pastis could get down there and make some more Bolognese sauce for Wenchy's wedding, like
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2011, 10:47:21 PM »
You've tempted fate now - you'll get there around midday...run across the tarmac behind a taxi-ing jumbo...

and get minced...

Behind a jumbo? Don't they suck from the front?

Surely TMR would have to walk in front if he is to be sucked off his feet then minced.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2011, 11:02:48 PM »
No...DS...he was sucked off into the engine of the plane behind the jumbo...a Virgin plane prolly...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2011, 08:40:02 PM »
Seems we've upset mad Gadaffi. That's helpful at a major airport...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2011, 05:34:09 PM »
Seems we've upset mad Gadaffi. That's helpful at a major airport...


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2011, 07:17:31 PM »
Seems we've upset mad Gadaffi. That's helpful at a major airport...


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2011, 03:59:58 PM »
Well that's the first plane loaded. Here's hoping that those who arrive in Geneva do so with their bags!

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2011, 04:02:52 PM »
Won't the bags be sitting beside them?  It's the luggage you should worry about, on second thoughts.....
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2011, 04:05:56 PM »
Well that's the first plane loaded. Here's hoping that those who arrive in Geneva do so with their bags!


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