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Offline Pirate

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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 10:31:52 PM »
Oh...I thought it was a Tommy Cooper joke...

"Man went into a bar. He went 'Ouch'. It was an iron bar."

"Went to the paper shop today - it had blown away"
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 06:22:46 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 09:19:09 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on February 28, 2011, 10:31:52 PM
Oh...I thought it was a Tommy Cooper joke...

"Man went into a bar. He went 'Ouch'. It was an iron bar."

"Went to the paper shop today - it had blown away"

It was Tommy Cooper .........
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2011, 09:41:13 AM »
Growler has acquired an imaginary dog.  cloud9:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2011, 09:56:56 AM »
He's barking too then  noooo:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2011, 09:59:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 04, 2011, 09:41:13 AM
Growler has acquired an imaginary dog.  cloud9:

 ::) Another one eyed mongrel like the last one he was always going on about?
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2011, 03:55:57 PM »
http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php

He plans to ditch the girly name and call her WUlfy  ::)
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2011, 04:26:41 PM »
Excellent.  We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2011, 04:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 05, 2011, 04:26:41 PM
Excellent.  We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:

You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy?  rubschin:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2011, 05:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 05, 2011, 04:26:41 PM
Excellent.  We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

I have had a vaccination against all things imaginary
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2011, 05:57:14 PM »
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2011, 07:24:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2011, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 05, 2011, 04:26:41 PM
Excellent.  We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:

You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy?  rubschin:

Oh I already do that but only when placing ads in the telegraph on February 14th. whistle:
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2011, 07:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 05, 2011, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 05, 2011, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 05, 2011, 04:26:41 PM
Excellent.  We will be doing the same soon. cloud9:

You're going to call Mr. C Wulfy?  rubschin:

Oh I already do that but only when placing ads in the telegraph on February 14th. whistle:

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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2011, 07:41:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 05, 2011, 03:55:57 PM
http://www.phoenixdogrescue.co.uk/rehoming/dog6.php

He plans to ditch the girly name and call her WUlfy  ::)

He won't be able to use its name when shouting 'stop' while it tears his face off anyway.

I assume he will be getting a collar with big spikes on it, possibly a matching one for the dog?
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Re: Walking the dog
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2011, 07:47:34 PM »
Ask him yerself   scared2: scared2:
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