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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #465 on: December 01, 2013, 10:02:55 AM »
My cat bought in a live sparrow this morning...... noooo:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #466 on: December 02, 2013, 01:35:52 PM »
Cat bought in dead sparrow today.... evil:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #467 on: December 02, 2013, 02:02:02 PM »
Cat bought in dead sparrow today.... evil:
Same sparrow?
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #468 on: December 02, 2013, 02:02:37 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #469 on: December 02, 2013, 02:05:41 PM »

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #470 on: December 02, 2013, 03:38:46 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:
Ah yes hard to spot the culprit when there's more than one.  In the witness box they will always blame the other (a great CDB alibi trick that)

Are you feeding them on beer and popcorn seasoning?
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #471 on: December 02, 2013, 03:44:19 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #472 on: December 02, 2013, 03:48:31 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

 noooo:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #473 on: December 02, 2013, 03:51:18 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

I've got three like that....  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #474 on: December 02, 2013, 06:05:03 PM »
Cat(s) had shit all over the utility room this morning....  evil:

Looked like they were having a shit fight in there....  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

My friends moved house this weekend. It was all a bit lastminute.com as the completion date was right on the deadline .

Anyway they move into new house. The last occupant had not made an attempt to clean up before she moved  evil:

But she had left a note  saying her cat had gone out and she couldn't find her so she was leaving her there for them .

Don't you just know that is one evil bastard cat that she is actually having to move home to get away from  rubschin:

Check the patio.  scared2:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #475 on: December 04, 2013, 05:13:33 PM »
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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #476 on: December 04, 2013, 06:04:17 PM »
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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

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Zacktly why I hate the fekkers.  noooo:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #477 on: December 06, 2013, 04:14:13 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #478 on: December 07, 2013, 10:01:42 AM »

Saw this, immediately though of BM.   ;)



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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #479 on: December 07, 2013, 10:10:27 AM »

Saw this, immediately though of BM.   ;)



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