BM's all new cat woes thread

[Barman]

You can check the width of a room with one

 

[Just One More]

I was trying the find the clip when Spike Milligan  came out of the room with a dead cat after a load of banging, and said "you're right, there isn't room to swing one" 

I did find the Irish sending their first rocket to the moon though 

[Barman]

I was trying the find the clip when Spike Milligan  came out of the room with a dead cat after a load of banging, and said "you're right, there isn't room to swing one" 

I did find the Irish sending their first rocket to the moon though 

Milligan.... 

[Just One More]

  

[Uncle Mort]

 

[miss Tchevious]

got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell. 

[Barman]

got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell. 

Should have left it... 

[GROWLER]

got home at silly oclock this morning and could hear the cat crying from god knows where. eventually found him stuck on the roof. How the hell he got up there God only knows so, half cut, I grab the ladder. I have that stupid dappled plaster on the outside walls so between the stuck cat and the spiky wall I am scratched to hell. 

Should have left it... 

Should have friggin' shot it.

It would have come down quick too to save you all that grief.

Yet ANOTHER GROWLER Top Tip, all part of the service.

[Nick]

[Grumpmeister]

I may have a solution for you BM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146425/Tourist-spends-3-000-bring-home-stray-dog-beach-Mauritius.html

Perhaps you could invite her for a holiday like

[GROWLER]

Sorted for you BM.
  



 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat.   I do worry about my mental state sometimes.

[Darwins Selection]

I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat.   I do worry about my mental state sometimes.

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have a leopard print brown and white bra which I had thrown on the bed this morning.  Whilst drying my hair I caught sight of it out of the corner of my eye and thought that the cat was sleeping on the bed.  It took me a second or two to remember that it is over seven years since I had a cat.   I do worry about my mental state sometimes.

 

That cat is Hitler in drag and I claim my £5.00

[Pastis]

A neighbour of mine has a new kitten ... black as night and quick as a Ninja 

Despite her protests I call him Cato

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk_2-ib3ENc