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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #315 on: August 03, 2012, 06:47:30 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 03, 2012, 07:31:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2012, 04:58:27 AM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:

I'm absolutely staggered that you continually put up with this vile and filthy selfish greedy ungrateful nasty bastard twat of a creature  tbh. eeek:

WHY? noooo:

Merdering cats should become an Olympic sport.....ALL of 'em. evil:

^^^ wot Mr G said ^^^
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #316 on: August 03, 2012, 10:53:49 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on August 03, 2012, 06:47:30 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on August 03, 2012, 07:31:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 03, 2012, 04:58:27 AM
bastard cat has pissed and shat in the dog's bed overnight - no wonder the dogs hate them!  cussing:

I'm absolutely staggered that you continually put up with this vile and filthy selfish greedy ungrateful nasty bastard twat of a creature  tbh. eeek:

WHY? noooo:

Merdering cats should become an Olympic sport.....ALL of 'em. evil:

^^^ wot Mr G said ^^^

Cheers for that. :thumbsup:
In the minority with my radical views...as ever. whistle:
SWEET! cloud9:


Not only an Olympic sport for the future, but launch the howling rats out of those machines that the clay pigeon fraternity use too! lol:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #317 on: August 04, 2012, 12:21:13 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #318 on: August 05, 2012, 08:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 04, 2012, 12:21:13 PM
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Most excellent.  cloud9:

Beginning to think BM's a secret pussy luver after all you know. redface:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #319 on: August 06, 2012, 05:03:24 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #320 on: August 06, 2012, 05:53:24 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #321 on: August 06, 2012, 07:29:27 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #322 on: August 06, 2012, 05:44:07 PM »
so,......sick cat, take him to one vet over the weekend as our usual one is closed. He says we have to keep him over night for blood tests that they cant do until the next day. I said I'll bring him back in the morning then and not pay the over night fee. The vet then broke my heart by telling me he thinks it's lukemia or cats aids!!!!!!!!   cry: cry: cry: cry:

Anyhooo, took him to our usual vet today, and it turns out he aint dying, the filthy little whore-Tom has got a dose....couple of jabs and some antibiotics. He has not been "done" yet and the vet said he has caught an "infection" from one of the girl whore cats on the street.  noooo:  ...........slags!
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #323 on: August 06, 2012, 05:50:33 PM »
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Normal for Cyprus I guess  noooo:

Cat Clap  point:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #324 on: August 06, 2012, 07:01:04 PM »
Cat flap clap! happy001
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #325 on: August 06, 2012, 07:51:47 PM »
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #326 on: August 06, 2012, 07:55:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2012, 07:51:47 PM
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Not me.... Shrugs:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #327 on: August 06, 2012, 07:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2012, 07:51:47 PM
Can someone please explain to me what the advantages of owning a cat actually are ?  noooo: noooo: noooo:

For LL....... better conversation and better house trained ............ lol:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #328 on: August 06, 2012, 07:58:03 PM »
They regularly do jobs too  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #329 on: August 06, 2012, 07:59:13 PM »
You can check the width of a room with one
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