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Offline apc2010

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #240 on: March 06, 2012, 01:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

Ignore the riff-raff.....................unless it is their round ........ :thumbsup:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #241 on: March 06, 2012, 04:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #242 on: March 06, 2012, 05:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 06, 2012, 04:13:14 PM
Quote from: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:

She says that to all the boys!  ;)
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #243 on: March 06, 2012, 05:19:46 PM »
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #244 on: March 06, 2012, 05:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 05:19:46 PM
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?

 noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #245 on: March 06, 2012, 05:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 06, 2012, 05:19:46 PM
Is it time for my Jock the Windowcleaner joke?


 rubschin: I don't think I know that one.
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #246 on: March 06, 2012, 05:48:47 PM »
I shall start an thread  :thumbsup:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #247 on: March 06, 2012, 05:57:56 PM »
Oh Noes! Not another one!  Banghead
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #248 on: March 06, 2012, 08:02:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 06, 2012, 04:13:14 PM
Quote from: Jilted John on March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:

But they've taken the wrapper off you now and you are in play  lol:

Roy Orbinson...... eeek: eeek:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #249 on: March 12, 2012, 02:54:28 PM »
Just taken the dog for a walk (NAE)...

When I got back **sniff**... **sniff**...  evil:

Fairly sure that isn't the great smell of Brut....  noooo:

One of the vile creatures has had a big shit in the bath again!  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #250 on: March 13, 2012, 06:24:37 PM »
Why don't they make sparrow flavoured cat food?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #251 on: March 13, 2012, 06:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2012, 02:54:28 PM
Just taken the dog for a walk (NAE)...

When I got back **sniff**... **sniff**...  evil:

Fairly sure that isn't the great smell of Brut....  noooo:

One of the vile creatures has had a big shit in the bath again!  cussing:


Don't forget to clean it up before LL comes back ...........
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #252 on: April 25, 2012, 07:19:23 PM »
oh my god!!!! putting covers on everything. kitty came home covered in god knows what. noooo: seems to have an injury. I love him and trying to nurse him but fuk me he stinks!!! smells like poo with a chemical after-hint. must have been trapped in a cesspit. breaking my heart cos every time i try to love him, i gag.  sick2:

this is why i cant have children.  sick2:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #253 on: April 25, 2012, 07:25:55 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 25, 2012, 07:19:23 PM
oh my god!!!! putting covers on everything. kitty came home covered in god knows what. noooo: seems to have an injury. I love him and trying to nurse him but fuk me he stinks!!! smells like poo with a chemical after-hint. must have been trapped in a cesspit. breaking my heart cos every time i try to love him, i gag.  sick2:

this is why i cant have children.  sick2:

I thin k you'll find this is BM's all new cat woes thread....  ::)

Get off me thread!  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #254 on: April 25, 2012, 07:31:30 PM »
fine. but i now have a cat covered in human shit, wrapped up in my dressing gown. beat that and I shall remove myself from thy thread forevermore  worthy:
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