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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #225 on: February 16, 2012, 11:32:36 PM »
The moral is ........do not clean under the sofa ........... noooo:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #226 on: February 19, 2012, 07:54:56 PM »
The kitten/cat has found the bell again......... evil:

Push it further up this time....  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #227 on: March 04, 2012, 07:52:03 PM »
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #228 on: March 04, 2012, 07:56:53 PM »
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #229 on: March 04, 2012, 08:01:32 PM »
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......

The bastards wouldn't go out last night 'cos it was so windy - so I expected a mess this morning... but NO!  cloud9:

So I opened the door and let them all out - ½ hour later a mahoosive pool of liquid poo (I can't spell Diarrhoea) in the utility room....  cussing:

Then I go upstairs ten minutes ago (and bearing in mind the doors have been open and the filthy bastards have been in and out all day) to find another pool in the bath!  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #230 on: March 04, 2012, 08:12:49 PM »
LL's leaving presents ?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #231 on: March 04, 2012, 08:16:46 PM »
LL's leaving presents ?  rubschin:

yes... she gave the filthy bastards worming pills before she left!  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #232 on: March 04, 2012, 08:35:04 PM »
I tells ya! I've had a right fucking day of the filthy stinking incontinent little bastards today!  cussing:


 rubschin:     Do tell......

The bastards wouldn't go out last night 'cos it was so windy - so I expected a mess this morning... but NO!  cloud9:

So I opened the door and let them all out - ½ hour later a mahoosive pool of liquid poo (I can't spell Diarrhoea) in the utility room....  cussing:

Then I go upstairs ten minutes ago (and bearing in mind the doors have been open and the filthy bastards have been in and out all day) to find another pool in the bath!  cussing:

At least they used the bathroom .......... whistle:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #233 on: March 04, 2012, 10:13:13 PM »
Sound like LL could have gotten them housetrained, that just leaves BM  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #234 on: March 05, 2012, 02:47:37 PM »
And the locust?  whistle:

Locust? Where the hell do you live?  eeek:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #235 on: March 05, 2012, 02:48:29 PM »
 rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #236 on: March 05, 2012, 02:51:31 PM »
Sorry,quoted the wrong post. confused:
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« Reply #237 on: March 05, 2012, 02:52:03 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #238 on: March 05, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »
I am more confuzzled than Growler after a day with his cussies  noooo: noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #239 on: March 06, 2012, 01:12:46 PM »
C'mon boys,I'm new! redface:
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