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Offline apc2010

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #165 on: November 07, 2011, 12:43:24 PM »
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....

No he fecking doesn't!   Finger:


Maybe I should ask LL............. rubschin:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #166 on: November 07, 2011, 12:44:42 PM »
Does BM want another cat.......... rubschin:.....there is another kitten outside my house ....

No he fecking doesn't!   Finger:


Maybe I should ask LL............. rubschin:

Nah.... she won't have room in her case with all the fags she has just bought....  ::)
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #167 on: December 05, 2011, 07:51:13 AM »
One Day!

One Fucking Day!

One Fucking Day after finishing me office it is full of cat shite!  cussing:

Filthy vermin!
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #168 on: December 05, 2011, 08:32:39 AM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Don't feed them  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #169 on: December 05, 2011, 05:59:23 PM »
One Day!

One Fucking Day!

One Fucking Day after finishing me office it is full of cat shite!  cussing:

Filthy vermin!

Look. I'm not having a go at you here, But WHY THE FUCK do you actually put up with all this ey, WHY?

You're always screaming about them, so bloody well do something about it, like either kill them or lose them, simple as. Banghead

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #170 on: December 05, 2011, 06:05:14 PM »
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #171 on: December 05, 2011, 06:09:51 PM »
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:

Being the resident thicko knob 'ed like, I must admit to never having heard of them. redface:
Can you cut 'em up and smoke 'em like? rubschin:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #172 on: December 05, 2011, 06:12:42 PM »
Smoked cat eeek:

Kitters?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #173 on: December 05, 2011, 06:17:37 PM »
IIRC flowering tobacco and dwarf flowering tobacco plants have a smell that cats can't stand. It could be worth looking into getting some of them to put through the house.  rubschin:

Being the resident thicko knob 'ed like, I must admit to never having heard of them. redface:
Can you cut 'em up and smoke 'em like? rubschin:

I think they may be poisonous so you may need to treat them first.
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #174 on: December 05, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
Fishy flavoured treats like?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #175 on: December 05, 2011, 10:24:37 PM »
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #176 on: December 05, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:

Too many jokes,,,,,,, noooo:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #177 on: December 05, 2011, 10:34:36 PM »
If it were down to me, this would be the fastest and heaviest brick laden pussy to ever hit the water. evil:

Too many jokes,,,,,,, noooo:

I'm not joking though.  noooo:
I hate those rancid little shit machines of his as much as he does, and I can't even smell their vile stinking mess from here either. sick2:

I do struggle to understand why he puts up with all this, I really do. Shrugs:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #178 on: December 09, 2011, 12:06:32 AM »



Made me giggle. redface:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #179 on: December 09, 2011, 06:15:33 AM »
 ;D

I had to look it up first
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