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Offline Just One More

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2011, 06:30:10 AM »
You know when you throw a stick or a ball for a dog and he runs and gets it and brings it back to you, and you think, I trained him to do that...

What if... what if... cats and dogs did a sort of role reversal thing  point:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2011, 06:38:35 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 11, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
You know when you throw a stick or a ball for a dog and he runs and gets it and brings it back to you, and you think, I trained him to do that...

What if... what if... cats and dogs did a sort of role reversal thing  point:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #107 on: August 11, 2011, 06:55:11 AM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:


Pets should only ever take a human form  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #108 on: August 11, 2011, 07:00:49 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #109 on: August 11, 2011, 08:10:41 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 11, 2011, 06:55:11 AM
sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:


Pets should only ever take a human form  whistle:

Snakes and dingbats mostly.
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #110 on: September 02, 2011, 05:13:55 AM »
The biggest, steamingest, stinkyest pile of cat shite I've ever seen (or smelt) in my life awaited me this morning...  evil:

I broke the world breath holding record while cleaning it up....  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #111 on: September 02, 2011, 05:22:21 AM »
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Have you tried not feeding them ? , for a long period of time like  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #112 on: September 02, 2011, 05:28:11 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2011, 05:22:21 AM
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Have you tried not feeding them ? , for a long period of time like  whistle:

You think it is me that feeds them....?  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #113 on: September 02, 2011, 06:04:25 AM »
Could be worse. They've just been showing some nutters people from Portsmouth on the telly. They have 14 racoons. When they asked the reporter what a racoon smelt like, he said, "imagine how a cat smells and multiply it 4,000 times". They have 14 of the buggers  sick2:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #114 on: September 02, 2011, 06:05:40 AM »
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

Grade 1 eejits  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #115 on: September 02, 2011, 06:17:06 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 06:04:25 AM
Could be worse. They've just been showing some nutters people from Portsmouth on the telly. They have 14 racoons. When they asked the reporter what a racoon smelt like, he said, "imagine how a cat smells and multiply it 4,000 times". They have 14 of the buggers  sick2:

How are they with cats...?  rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #116 on: September 02, 2011, 07:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2011, 06:05:40 AM
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

That's OK, they pay nothing until 2014.
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #117 on: September 02, 2011, 07:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2011, 07:47:31 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 02, 2011, 06:05:40 AM
And have to buy a new sofa every couple of months  eeek:

That's OK, they pay nothing until 2014.

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #118 on: September 06, 2011, 06:58:53 PM »
I had to repair a dashboard on a nearly new Fiat 500 today, that had been damaged by a fithy stinking cat that its owner had let it lie on. Bloody great claw marks all over it.

Why do these imberciles keep these filthy ferile vermin ey?
Absolutely hate them I do. :sick016:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #119 on: September 06, 2011, 07:00:30 PM »
I seem to recall you felt guilty when yours died  whistle:
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