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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2011, 04:16:46 AM »
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2011, 05:36:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2011, 04:16:46 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2011, 06:36:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2011, 04:16:46 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:


Is there no possibility that the cats could get involved in a car related accident during the next couple of weeks?

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2011, 06:41:16 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2011, 06:36:13 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 30, 2011, 04:16:46 AM
Cat shite in me basement this morning...  cussing:


Is there no possibility that the cats could get involved in a car related accident during the next couple of weeks?

A distinct and growing possibility!  evil:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2011, 09:28:38 AM »
Bastard ginger cat (why is it the ginger ones give most trouble  rubschin:) just brought a mahoosive lizard down to the basement...  cussing:

He lets it go and the lizard runs off into the corner....  Banghead

There then follows a 'Kestone Cops' style chase around the basement between me, the lizard and now two cats - everything flying everywhere...  cussing:

However, I managed to catch the lizard and took it out to the garden thinking all the time "please don't make your tail fall off" - it is disgusterous when they do that and it wriggles around like a little snake by way of a decoy....  sick2:

Stupid cats are still looking for it in the basement.... happy001
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2011, 10:38:13 AM »
It is indeed digusterous. Happened to me once, and it broke into three. I cacked myself!
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2011, 11:50:07 AM »
Quote from: miss chevious on July 03, 2011, 10:38:13 AM
It is indeed digusterous. Happened to me once, and it broke into three. I cacked myself!

Oh gawd, you are incontinent....  sick2:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #67 on: July 04, 2011, 11:12:11 AM »
make sure you got plastic seat covers.
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #68 on: July 04, 2011, 11:16:56 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2011, 11:38:17 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #70 on: July 08, 2011, 04:07:33 AM »
Catshitetastic this morning - filthy bastard things!  cussing:

Still, it seemed to wash off the BBQ okay.... rubschin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2011, 05:03:21 AM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2011, 02:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
Catshitetastic this morning - filthy bastard things!  cussing:

Still, it seemed to wash off the BBQ okay.... rubschin:

Something tells me lil'Miss C et al are going to be ordering takaway when they come over  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2011, 03:48:46 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2011, 06:58:44 PM »
What worried me .........was when the dog was given the left-over steak ......the dog walked away from it ....... eeek: 
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