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BM's all new cat woes thread
« on: February 18, 2011, 07:48:16 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 12:43:59 PM »
Bastard cat has just brought in the most mahoosive locust!  cussing:

Jumping all over the bleeding kitchen - they don't half take some whacking!  sick2:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 12:44:56 PM »
And the locust?  whistle:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 12:46:40 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 12:56:08 PM »
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 01:06:29 PM »
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2011, 01:07:18 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2011, 01:52:05 PM »
I knew what you meant BM .... I even restrained myself from saying that you're prolly well used to having to whack insect sized things for yourself ... what with LL being away an' all  angel1

Come on yuu guys  - you all know what it's like to be swotted away  lol:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2011, 01:53:00 PM »
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 08:16:28 AM »
Bastard cat ate most of the chicken that was defrosting for tonight's dinner then shat all over the utility room...  Banghead
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 08:54:03 AM »
Get yer gun out... eveilgrin:

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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 09:18:21 AM »
Get yer gun out... eveilgrin:

would be justified as you can't go shooting this afternoon

Believe me, the bastard things wouldn't have lasted this long had it been down to me....  cussing:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 03:43:09 PM »
The dog has sicked all over now...  noooo:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 03:44:18 PM »
Shoot the fvcking lot of 'em  eveilgrin:
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Re: BM's all new cat woes thread
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 03:49:14 PM »
Shoot the fvcking lot of 'em  eveilgrin:

I came in with my shotgun this arvo to be told the news that he had puked everywhere and it was my job to clear it up... I was very temped believe me....  eveilgrin:
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