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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2011, 07:26:29 PM »
I am sure he is fine.  evil:
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« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2011, 08:40:21 PM »
Female hyenas have a penis which can and does become fully erect and through which they give birth. eeek:
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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2011, 08:52:44 PM »
That is just bad and wrong  noooo: noooo:
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« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2011, 08:56:41 PM »
Very bad and wrong but I suppose if you are wont to shove your head up an elephant's arse giving birth through a penis isn't so bad.

They are on to rivers of maggots now. sick2: Tonight I will mostly be having nightmares. scared2:
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2011, 09:03:46 PM »
Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2011, 09:39:27 PM »
Just a thought Nick but surely there is a cats protection league shelter or something similar in the area, why not volunteer there.
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2011, 09:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 16, 2011, 09:07:52 PM
So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.



Nick's imagination at work...  whistle:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2011, 09:47:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
Ooooo this must be the programme Tipsy warned us about. Just turn it off!

I haven't turned the TV on yet thank goodness.  I was watching a DVD instead.  cloud9:
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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2011, 10:26:22 PM »
Jim was very pleased to see me return  cloud9:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2011, 11:03:47 AM »
 noooo:

I imagined him dead like....  whistle:
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« Reply #40 on: February 18, 2011, 11:05:07 AM »
No  ::)  But he is keeping a close eye on me today
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2011, 11:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2011, 11:05:07 AM
No  ::)  But he is keeping a close eye on me today

They do that... just before they die like....  noooo:

You should take him to an imaginary vet...
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2011, 11:06:36 AM »
Too expensive
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2011, 12:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2011, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 

Mr Keyboard meet Mr Coffee  lol:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2011, 12:14:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 18, 2011, 11:06:36 AM
Too expensive

Haven't you got an expired credit card you could use like.
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