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Offline apc2010

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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 12:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 17, 2011, 12:10:51 PM
Totally barking  noooo:


you got an imaginary dog............... rubschin:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 12:19:57 PM »
I am virtually allergic to imaginary cats. razz:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 12:38:32 PM »
And you wonder why Growler p*ssed off in exasperation   ::)
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 01:08:05 PM »
Cats are bastard things - imaginary or otherwise...  cussing:

I've just discovered that one of ours has shat all over the bathroom - it is like an IRA dirty protest up there, disgusterous thing!  cussing:

I predict a road accident... or a large smelly Jiffy Bag arriving Chez Nick...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2011, 01:25:41 PM »
If only you had an imaginary 'woman that does '  whistle:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2011, 01:27:52 PM »
If only...  sad24:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2011, 01:41:18 PM »
Errrrrrrr surely you just need to instruct your imagination to picture a wumman that fits your bill then ????
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2011, 01:42:58 PM »
"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2011, 02:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 17, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
"Cleaner required at keyboard ~ Bring Kleenex"

That's the problem - more mess...  redface:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2011, 04:39:59 PM »
Bastard cat has now spilt my wine all over the kitchen!  cussing:

Anybody need a new tennis racket...?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM »
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2011, 04:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

He's dead prolly...  whistle:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2011, 06:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2011, 06:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2011, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 

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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2011, 06:59:28 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2011, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 17, 2011, 04:43:12 PM
I am a bit worried abut Jim. I haven't left him alone for this long before  noooo:

I've just called the IRSPCA, you're in imaginary deep shit now 


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