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Imaginary cats and things
« on: February 16, 2011, 09:07:52 PM »
I really really want a cat  sad24:

WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs.  Three I am told.

But I want a cat.

My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten  sad24:

I want one of these:






But I go away too much sad24:

So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.

Or perhaps I am bonkers.

I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around.  Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig   noooo:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 09:34:12 PM »
I've never had an imaginary anything  rubschin:

I've had different aliases though ( in the real world not the virtual ) redface:

As for pets .....too much hassle for me
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 09:36:08 PM »
I can let you have an imaginary cat. I can bring her tomorrow  angel1
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 09:39:59 PM »
It'll get run over on the way home  evil:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 09:41:54 PM »
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 10:55:14 PM »
I really really want a cat  sad24:

WHen I was three we had a cat but I had imaginary dogs.  Three I am told.

But I want a cat.

My sister has one. My other sister fosters cats. SHe has a new kitten  sad24:

I want one of these:






But I go away too much sad24:

So I have imagined him. HIs name is Jim (after my dead mate Jim) and he is very sociable.

Or perhaps I am bonkers.

I am sure many of us have imaginary things, folks or dogs (Growler for example) that we have around.  Miss D has a choccy Daniel Craig   noooo:


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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 10:58:31 PM »
Wot  Shrugs:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 11:28:31 PM »
And I thought ..I was the piss-head on here .... rubschin:

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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 05:34:27 AM »
I can let you have some imaginary cat shit I cleared up from the utility room this morning....  evil:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 09:11:36 AM »
I will look after Jim for you when you go away. whistle:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 10:39:15 AM »
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Mind you, I have not dared to tell Jim about Bertie  noooo:
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2011, 12:00:15 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsD1zoI7NYo

You might want on of these for Jim!

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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2011, 12:02:11 PM »
He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.
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Re: Imaginary cats and things
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2011, 12:10:51 PM »
Totally barking  noooo:
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2011, 12:11:56 PM »
He is alone all day today, but he has his imaginary cat flap and extra helpings of imaginary food.

http://www.catslikefelix.co.uk/
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