Times of activity

[GROWLER]

When you check the activity times of members, does that show the LAST time they were on, i.e. the time they logged off or are currently on, or the time they logged on?
Also, how come Guests can gain access to reading members profiles?
I don't think that's right tbh.

[Bar Wench]

I don't know about the time thing, but with profiles if you are a guest you can't really see anything of a sensitive nature.

For instance,

Name:  Bar Wench
Posts:  1504 (19.038 per day)
Position:  Administrator
Karma:  -45 
Date Registered:  May 01, 2007, 09:57:18 AM
Last Active:  Today at 10:03:19 AM

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ICQ: 
AIM:   
MSN:   
YIM:   
Email:  hidden 
Website:   
Current Status:   Offline 

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Gender:   
Age: N/A
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Local Time: July 19, 2007, 10:03:53 AM
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If I log out that is all I see on my profile viewing it as a guest.

[GROWLER]

WHO'S ONLINE
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 Bar Wench  10:18:22 AM,  ACTION (viewing)....Nothing, or nothing you can see...

WHAT pray, is THAT all about then ey?

[Bar Wench]

WHO'S ONLINE
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 Bar Wench  10:18:22 AM,  ACTION (viewing)....Nothing, or nothing you can see...

WHAT pray, is THAT all about then ey?

That means I am doing something private. A gentleman wouldn't question it. 

[Snoopy]

That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.

[Bar Wench]

That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

[Snoopy]

That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Not to mention topping up the Talisker bottle 

[Uncle Mort]

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps 

[Bar Wench]

 A gentleman wouldn't mention it. 

[GROWLER]

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps 

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?

[GROWLER]

 A gentleman wouldn't mention it. 

Where, where, where?

[Uncle Mort]

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps 

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?

Should have been yesterday but was postposed until late August because of an urgent case. Luckily I was advised before I started taking the laxative medication. 

[GROWLER]

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps 

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?

Should have been yesterday but was postposed until late August because of an urgent case. Luckily I was advised before I started taking the laxative medication. 

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose.

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS!
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot.

[Uncle Mort]

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose.

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS!
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot.

You don't need a colonoscopy for burns ~ not unless it's caused by getting a rocket up your backside. 

I don't have a problem with the postponement as it's only a precautionary investigation to see if I've grown any new polyps. 

[Snoopy]

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose.

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS!
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot.

You don't need a colonoscopy for burns ~ not unless it's caused by getting a rocket up your backside. 

I don't have a problem with the postponement as it's only a precautionary investigation to see if I've grown any new polyps. 

From previous posts we know that you and I both have this "problem".
I have too say the stuff they give you to take prior to attending the procedure is pretty potent stuff ain't it!
I didn't know I could sh*t so much .... thought me f*cking brains would eventually come out too.
(Nicely "on topic" since this is posted in "The Brains Trust")