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Top Tip
« on: October 07, 2010, 08:31:45 AM »
Never stand in the bottom of a swimming pool with an electric submersible pump!  eeek:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 08:33:58 AM »
Bet that made your hair stand on e..

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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 08:35:22 AM »
Bet that made your hair stand on e..

Oh  redface:

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It made me bloody heart stop for a moment...  eeek:

Surprising how far you can throw a submersible pump with 240V surging up yer arm and down yer leg!  noooo:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 08:40:02 AM »
And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes.  noooo:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 08:40:58 AM »
And we laugh at Nick's misfortunes.  noooo:

I have been infected by Nick-o-Rays...  scared2:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 09:02:33 AM »
Get a wumman in  whistle:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 09:04:05 AM »


In the bath and toss in an electric fire  whistle:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 09:05:28 AM »
Shocking, absholutely shocking

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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 09:07:21 AM »
We had an electric submersible pump in the fish tank ..... didn't do the fish any harm
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 09:21:27 AM »


In the bath and toss in an electric fire  whistle:

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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 09:32:27 AM »


I wouldn't say that but The THW is skating on very thin ice  evil:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 09:41:56 AM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 09:54:37 AM »
Oi! get off me thread!  cussing:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 09:57:53 AM »
Popcorn:

Oh just the usual .....

The sooner she is out of this house and into university/marriage/service the better as far as I am concerned. She manages to disrupt and annoy everyone without seeming to put any effort into it by simply taking everyone and everything for granted. Never says please or thank you any more just take, take, take and then complains that we aren't doing enough for her. Latest is that the "School" don't like her and are deliberately colluding (that is all 120 teaching staff) to prevent her from achieving whatever goal she has. (This is because she got a bollocking for failing to meet a homework deadline). Meanwhile her brothers watch TV downstairs whilst she is in her room, upstairs at the other end of the house, allegedly doing homework and that apparently distracts her from her "labours". What homework has been set, I asked, that needs you to be on the internet continuously for 6 hours? "You're spying on me"
"No but the wireless router sits on a shelf in my study where I happened to notice the green light flashing continuously indicating wireless use and you were the only one on a wireless lap-top all evening. The boys, as you point out, were watching TV and then I sent them to bed, your mother was teaching in college 8 miles away and I was sat in my study reading a book."

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Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own.  whistle:
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Re: Top Tip
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 10:03:22 AM »
Anyone stoopid enough to stand in a swimming pool cuddling an electrical item that is plugged into the mains isn't to be trusted with a thread of his own.  whistle:

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