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[The Moan Ranger]

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

[The Moan Ranger]

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again.





I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.




My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.



Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.

It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.



ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

 

[Just One More]

        

[Darwins Selection]

 

[Nick]

[Barman]

[apc2010]

What's the difference between cancer and a black man?

Cancer gets Jobs..........

[Just One More]

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no f***ing hope

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I was chatting up a pikey bird in the pub last night  when she asked if I’d like to go back to her place and have a good time.

She wasn’t fucking kidding.

I went on the waltzers ; dodgems and the ghost train. I even came home with a goldfish !!!!

[Barman]

I was chatting up a pikey bird in the pub last night  when she asked if I’d like to go back to her place and have a good time.

She wasn’t fucking kidding.

I went on the waltzers ; dodgems and the ghost train. I even came home with a goldfish !!!!

 

[Nick]

SO that is why Tipsy travels so much. SHe is diversifying.

[The Moan Ranger]

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no f***ing hope

Better hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die!