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[Barman]

The cheapos here drink Leon ..........

A beer of wrongness.... 

That beer bendy was quite nice... 

[Just One More]

A scouser goes for a job at sea . The Captain asks him if he has any experience away at sea . The scouser says no , but he is hard-working and honest . The Captain takes him on reluctantly , and away they sail .
 
Three days out to sea and the scouser is cleaning the deck . A huge wave crashes over the vessel and the scouser is swept overboard . The first mate runs to the captain and says 'Captain . That scouser . He just fked off with your mop .'

[Baldy]

A scouser goes for a job at sea . The Captain asks him if he has any experience away at sea . The scouser says no , but he is hard-working and honest . The Captain takes him on reluctantly , and away they sail .
 
Three days out to sea and the scouser is cleaning the deck . A huge wave crashes over the vessel and the scouser is swept overboard . The first mate runs to the captain and says 'Captain . That scouser . He just fked off with your mop .'

 

[Barman]

 

[Baldy]

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'

[Barman]

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'

 

[apc2010]

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'

Scouse kid had the same problem .......

The store attendant says " Whats your Mum like?"

The boy replies "bacardi breezers and cock "........

[Barman]

A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

 

The kid says 'Fucked if I know...'

Scouse kid had the same problem .......

The store attendant says " Whats your Mum like?"

The boy replies "bacardi breezers and cock "........

[Baldy]

BEWILDERED TEXAN




While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim
extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat
because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland
Security.

 It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

[Pirate]

Did you get the gear tho

[Barman]

BEWILDERED TEXAN




While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim
extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat
because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat
because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland
Security.

 It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

 

[Nick]

http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2004/07/ielts.html

[Barman]

[Darwins Selection]

[Miss Demeanour]

Keith Richard's english level