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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4230 on: July 27, 2017, 10:08:33 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 27, 2017, 08:18:06 PM
Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said 'One bus takes 35 cars off the road' personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4231 on: July 29, 2017, 03:52:18 PM »
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: £5.00
+Broiled Missionary: £10.00
+Fried Explorer: £15.00
+Baked Tory or Grilled Labour: £100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4232 on: July 31, 2017, 02:01:32 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2017, 10:08:33 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 27, 2017, 08:18:06 PM
Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said 'One bus takes 35 cars off the road' personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4233 on: August 04, 2017, 09:56:06 AM »
A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in liverpool.

Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4234 on: August 04, 2017, 09:57:29 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4235 on: August 04, 2017, 10:00:48 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2017, 09:56:06 AM
A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in liverpool.

Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4236 on: August 04, 2017, 07:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2017, 09:56:06 AM
A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in liverpool.

Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes.

 lol: lol: lol:

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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4237 on: August 05, 2017, 10:14:24 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 04, 2017, 07:54:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2017, 10:00:48 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 04, 2017, 09:56:06 AM
A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in liverpool.

Police said the road will be closed for at least five minutes.

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol:  lol:  lol:  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4238 on: August 10, 2017, 06:19:04 PM »
I saw the wife at the bank today. I'm a bit worried now as I thought she'd float further down river.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4239 on: August 10, 2017, 06:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 10, 2017, 06:19:04 PM
I saw the wife at the bank today. I'm a bit worried now as I thought she'd float further down river.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4240 on: August 10, 2017, 06:25:59 PM »
LL!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4241 on: August 11, 2017, 10:17:28 PM »
Jack and Jill were just married....... Jack said to Jill "Try on my trousers." Jill said, "I can't do that, they are too big." Jack said, "Exactly, always remember I wear the trousers in this house and always will." Jill said, "You try on my knickers." Jack said, "I'll never get in them." Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your f**king attitude you never will !!!!
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4242 on: August 12, 2017, 09:44:42 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4243 on: August 12, 2017, 09:45:27 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4244 on: August 12, 2017, 09:54:16 AM »
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