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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4140 on: February 26, 2017, 08:09:35 PM »
I was eating her pussy out when I suddenly tasted horse semen.

I looked up at her and said "So, Grandma, that's what killed you"

H/T Caustic Bob.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4141 on: February 26, 2017, 08:29:12 PM »
I was eating her pussy out when I suddenly tasted horse semen.

I looked up at her and said "So, Grandma, that's what killed you"

H/T Caustic Bob.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4142 on: March 05, 2017, 07:45:06 PM »
It's only 4 characters, but it's comedy gold.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4143 on: March 05, 2017, 07:48:15 PM »
It's only 4 characters, but it's comedy gold.

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« Reply #4144 on: March 06, 2017, 09:15:07 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4145 on: March 06, 2017, 09:48:10 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4146 on: March 07, 2017, 06:08:10 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4148 on: March 09, 2017, 11:44:53 AM »
Here are the Five Rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. 
He died not knowing that he would someday win the ďCoolest HeadstoneĒ contest.
 
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.
 
1.       Itís important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2.       Itís important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.       Itís important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnít lie to you.

4.       Itís important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5.       Itís very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4149 on: March 09, 2017, 11:47:01 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4150 on: March 09, 2017, 01:55:39 PM »
I have an unnatural fear of German sausages.

I fear the wurst.

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« Reply #4151 on: March 09, 2017, 02:15:31 PM »
I have an unnatural fear of German sausages.

I fear the wurst.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4152 on: March 09, 2017, 02:43:02 PM »
Here are the Five Rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. 
He died not knowing that he would someday win the ďCoolest HeadstoneĒ contest.
 
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.
 
1.       Itís important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2.       Itís important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.       Itís important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnít lie to you.

4.       Itís important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5.       Itís very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4153 on: March 09, 2017, 04:19:16 PM »
I have an unnatural fear of German sausages.

I fear the wurst.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4154 on: March 09, 2017, 05:28:44 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind