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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 04:10:33 PM »
Really?

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2010, 04:14:25 PM »
Jeeeeesus! That is some mullet!   eeek:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2010, 04:24:25 PM »
Ooooooooh I can assist very well  cloud9:

Very well, we should arrange an interview   Sunday Lunch   lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2010, 04:28:42 PM »
Best make it finger food Miss D, strictly no knives ~ he may want to audition you.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2010, 04:29:40 PM »
Watch out for his swelling  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2010, 04:30:39 PM »
I bring my own sharp instruments Snoops  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2010, 04:42:58 PM »
Fortunately, MissD's Rosa Klebb routine has yet to be unleashed under the table  ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2010, 06:25:46 PM »
Experts are worried about President Obama's mental state after he pledged millions of dollars of aid to Northern Ireland, following the tragedy of Hurricane Higgins.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 08:49:37 AM »
Jeeeeesus! That is some mullet!   eeek:

Was that the bit when she did the splits like  whistle:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2010, 09:04:39 AM »
News Today ..'Wayne Rooney in new escort girl scandal' ....

'The shame and publicity means my partner may never forgive me',



 said the prostitute.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2010, 09:38:43 AM »
 lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2010, 10:04:22 AM »
 ;D




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2010, 11:34:21 AM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2010, 06:56:28 PM »
The Preacher says, "Anyone with needs to be prayed for, come forward to the front, at the altar!"
Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."
Leroy replies : "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays he prays for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy says,

"I don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2010, 08:41:49 AM »
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'