No, it's nothing like Nick's toads - try the link below:
Clickety ClickFears are mounting of a summer campaign of violence against British expats by extremists in Brittany.
Three English-owned homes in the region have been attacked in recent weeks.
In one incident, vandals torched a family's car parked outside their cottage in the village of Callac.
Another British-owned car was set alight in a nearby village, and a home was broken into and ransacked on the same night.
In all three attacks, thugs also pelted the homes with eggs.
What next! Have they been taking lessons from the Welsh brigade? I just hope this is not affecting any of our regulars farside - I know we have a few.
Bloody cheek, still, makes a change from lambs I suppose. Be more sensible if it were the Muslims they were setting fire to IMO.
