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Offline Nick

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Oh no
« on: July 09, 2007, 08:40:10 AM »
Remind me not to come here again!
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 08:45:57 AM »
Nick, don't come here again.


I doubt if I will either.

FYI I have a bog standard Ford, black - Henry would have approved.

Also, is this section wise? dodgyken might drop in.

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 08:47:54 AM »
I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one.  redface:

It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually!  evil:

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 10:36:56 AM »
I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one.  redface:

It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually!  evil:

How about a "Womens things" section as well?

We have to put up with such topics as:

Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 10:44:57 AM »
I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one.  redface:

It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually!  evil:

How about a "Womens things" section as well?

We have to put up with such topics as:

Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies


I haven't mentioned the last two for yonks if ever!
The first only once, the second well, a bit  redface: And Nick talks about cooking more than I!  eeek:

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 10:45:55 AM »
I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one.  redface:

It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually!  evil:

How about a "Womens things" section as well?

We have to put up with such topics as:

Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies


You forgot plumbing
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 11:16:42 AM »
I shan't be in here either. Once Barman returns he can be in charge of this one.  redface:

It is vitally necessary as I don't want to have to trip over car posts continually!  evil:

How about a "Womens things" section as well?

We have to put up with such topics as:

Leg shaving
Crockery
Clothes sense
Cooking
Weddings
Babies


You forgot plumbing
Agreed?

We need a pink fluffy section for all the girly stuff and plumbing problems.  ::)

I?ll get onto it when I am back on-line properly? any thought for a name? The powder room perhaps ? no illegal substances in there mind, I?ll smear Vaseline on all horizontal surfaces?  noooo:
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 11:20:16 AM »
Does that mean that there will be a Boys Only section too in the interests of equal opportunities? Perhaps with a special password.......... whistle:

ANd the obvious name for it is The Powder Room or some similar euphemism. After all they always go off to the bog in groups for a natter
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 11:26:34 AM »
I?ll smear Vaseline on all horizontal surfaces? 

I thought you already did.  sick2:

I wondered about calling it "The Heifers House" but "The Powder Room" sounds about right though, and Berek won't think it is posh swearing..
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Re: Oh no
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 11:29:53 AM »
The Heifers House!!?!?!?!?!?!?  cussing:

I am admin! There will never be a hiding place from me . eveilgrin:

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 12:51:33 PM »
How about: Munter Mansion ?

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 12:53:52 PM »
How about: Munter Mansion ?

Now, I know you are new and all but really!  eeek:

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 12:56:28 PM »
Only two to go and I get promoted to emoticon and quote user! Yeehaaww! Way to go - only one now.

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 01:17:57 PM »
Smote.

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Re: Oh no
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 01:26:06 PM »
Ouch!  sad24: