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[Steve]

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[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Today's adventure has been getting a baby blue tit out of the mouth of the cat, catch it and successfully re-release it

I'll claim credit for the first bit but Mrs K is just brilliant with birds and bats

Catnip works wonders in getting cats to release what they have caught without further injury. 

[Steve]

Today's adventure has been getting a baby blue tit out of the mouth of the cat, catch it and successfully re-release it

I'll claim credit for the first bit but Mrs K is just brilliant with birds and bats

Catnip works wonders in getting cats to release what they have caught without further injury. 

Never thought of that, cheers.

[Nick]

That or a cattle prod up the bum 

[Grumpmeister]

Today's adventure has been getting a baby blue tit out of the mouth of the cat, catch it and successfully re-release it

I'll claim credit for the first bit but Mrs K is just brilliant with birds and bats

Catnip works wonders in getting cats to release what they have caught without further injury. 

Never thought of that, cheers.

We had three cats when we first moved down to Cornwall, it was the easiest way to get the voles off them without having to clean up blood and guts

[Steve]

Today's adventure has been getting a baby blue tit out of the mouth of the cat, catch it and successfully re-release it

I'll claim credit for the first bit but Mrs K is just brilliant with birds and bats

Catnip works wonders in getting cats to release what they have caught without further injury. 

Never thought of that, cheers.

We had three cats when we first moved down to Cornwall, it was the easiest way to get the voles off them without having to clean up blood and guts

Voles are just easy prey for cats.  For some reason ours have always tended to shout out their success when bringing them in and the vole falls to the ground.  Even the dumbest vole knows that's their one last chance and run straight under the furniture.  Blue Tits are a bit trickier but she (Pippi - don't ask it was her name when we got her) let it go for a millisecond and was just about to get it again when I thrust the notebook betwixt the two.  And then the blue tit flew into the curtains while I held Pippi at bay with a keyboard.  Elegant it were not

[tel]

Ours used to bring in frogs - they scream!
Found one mummified behind the washing machine.

[Steve]

Ours used to bring in frogs - they scream!
Found one mummified behind the washing machine.

So that's why Kermit hasn't been seen lately

[Nick]

At the "office".

Tele conference with Oxford
Call at 10 from Clueless Sophie
Call at 10.30 with Anxious Melanie
Skype at 11 with Miss I 

[The Moan Ranger]

Day 1 of 4 off. Woke up at 04.30 

Had breakfast, now considering whether it is too early for Guinness...

[Nick]

Young's is good for you, like 

[The Moan Ranger]

Young's is good for you, like 

So is Guinness...and the Wetherspoon is open now...and cheap...

[Nick]

It being hot in Italy Miss I decided to do her Skype call in the nude.    Since the "office" is open plan this did not go altogether unnoticed 

[Grumpmeister]

It being hot in Italy Miss I decided to do her Skype call in the nude.    Since the "office" is open plan this did not go altogether unnoticed 

How long do you think it will be before Nick gets a talking to about explicit skype calls while at work....