The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

For the last four years I have tried to spot and photograph otters in the wild. Last year I was able to watch them play from afar, but they were too far afield to photograph. Today, I achieved it, 26 minutes photoing mum and kit and I managed to get to within 12m of them. I am ever so slightly happy     

Awesome! 

[Nick]

Too hottio to stay in bed any longer.

Today I shall mainly be here:

https://www.wellingtoncollege.org.uk/

[Just One More]

Too hottio to stay in bed any longer.

Today I shall mainly be here:

https://www.wellingtoncollege.org.uk/

Bloody hell, it looks just like my old secondary school and how things were there 

[Darwins Selection]

For the last four years I have tried to spot and photograph otters in the wild. Last year I was able to watch them play from afar, but they were too far afield to photograph. Today, I achieved it, 26 minutes photoing mum and kit and I managed to get to within 12m of them. I am ever so slightly happy     

Awesome! 

[boogs]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

[Steve]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

I probably shouldn't but

Sadly it seems you have no video or pics

Hope you're all better soon

[boogs]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

I probably shouldn't but

Sadly it seems you have no video or pics

Hope you're all better soon

Sadly no pics  I am rubbish with a camera  as BM  confirm

I thought it was funny too afterwards just annoyed with myself for being stupid.

[Steve]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

I probably shouldn't but

Sadly it seems you have no video or pics

Hope you're all better soon

Sadly no pics  I am rubbish with a camera  as BM  confirm

I thought it was funny too afterwards just annoyed with myself for being stupid.

We all do stupid things, just as long as no real harm done it all makes life a bit more fun

[Barman]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

A fellow bucketeer! 

[Darwins Selection]

Not much for me today  I had a bit of an accident last night 

As I said I have been decorating last night I wanted to get rid of the leftover wallpaper paste which was in a bucket in the kitchen .   So I watered it down then thought what am I going to do with this I  can't put it down the outside drain as there has been no rain to wash it away  

I then had a moment of madness and decided how I was going to get rid of it  opposite our house is a hedge some trees and fields then nothing for miles so I decided the paste water could go over the hedge (I think it may have been the heat or the fact that I had done a huge basket of ironing taking two hours had addled my brain.  Anyhoo I trundled across the road (in my slippers) with this heavy bucket.  Looking over the fence I thought yes no problem if I have a run at it and get it as far as I can 

So there I am on the road bucket handle in one hand with the bottom of the bucket in the other (not easy with a heavy bucket when you are digitally challenged) I ran towards the hedge tripped over the kerb (forgot it was there) went straight down flat on my face bucket shot straight up in the air deposited itself all over me and the bucket ended up on my head ( just like BM without the eyes)      The first thing I did was to look round to check no-one had seen me 

Then think OMG am I related to Nick

I dripped myself back to the house and told Mr B what had happened all I got was a royal bollokin  for being so stupid and environmentally unfriendly    I just had to go into the shower clothes and all for about half an hour to try to get the sticky mess off

Today I have woken up to a twisted knee and aching body     

I am truly sorry to hear of your mishap.










































 
 

[Nick]

 

Today I had lunch with Terry Waite. He reminded me of Mark Tully who is also a sanctimonious twat 

[Steve]

Today I had lunch with Terry Waite. He reminded me of Mark Tully who is also a sanctimonious twat 

Dunno about Tully but not sure how you managed to keep you lunch down if Waite was there. 

[Nick]

Tel and I were, of course, in the VIP Lounge  situated in the Master's Lodge and garden 

I am trying to avoid Giles Brandreth    but tomorrow I am having coffee with Lucy Kellaway 

[Nick]

Oh, and this one is hanging about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharine_Birbalsingh

I heard some fab gossip about her earlier 

[Grumpmeister]

Tel and I were, of course, in the VIP Lounge  situated in the Master's Lodge and garden 

I am trying to avoid Giles Brandreth    but tomorrow I am having coffee with Lucy Kellaway 

You re being stalked by Giles Brandreth?   



I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for...