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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49425 on: April 25, 2017, 06:00:47 PM »
So record and edit the shows in advance, they can check them and broadcast once they are approved.  Thumbs:

They'd be about five minutes long... ::)
He could talk through a list of Arsenal's greatest league wins of the 21st century.  That'd add another 10 seconds.

Didn't think Apey talked that slowly....  noooo:

Only in response to the question, "whose round is it...?" ::)

You mean when he suffers from 'lockjaw'  rubschin:

yeah, padlockjaw....  noooo:

I have a cunning plan for that.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4442822/Creepy-AI-clone-s-voice.html

Quick voice sample from Apey and then program it to say "I'll get this round". Record it and keep it on your phone then play it at full volume when it's time to get the drinks in......  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49426 on: April 25, 2017, 06:02:26 PM »
So record and edit the shows in advance, they can check them and broadcast once they are approved.  Thumbs:

They'd be about five minutes long... ::)
He could talk through a list of Arsenal's greatest league wins of the 21st century.  That'd add another 10 seconds.

Didn't think Apey talked that slowly....  noooo:

Only in response to the question, "whose round is it...?" ::)

You mean when he suffers from 'lockjaw'  rubschin:

yeah, padlockjaw....  noooo:

I have a cunning plan for that.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4442822/Creepy-AI-clone-s-voice.html

Quick voice sample from Apey and then program it to say "I'll get this round". Record it and keep it on your phone then play it at full volume when it's time to get the drinks in......  angel1

Or I could just use my new padlockjaw picking kit....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49427 on: April 25, 2017, 06:06:44 PM »
So record and edit the shows in advance, they can check them and broadcast once they are approved.  Thumbs:

They'd be about five minutes long... ::)
He could talk through a list of Arsenal's greatest league wins of the 21st century.  That'd add another 10 seconds.

Didn't think Apey talked that slowly....  noooo:

Only in response to the question, "whose round is it...?" ::)

You mean when he suffers from 'lockjaw'  rubschin:

yeah, padlockjaw....  noooo:

I have a cunning plan for that.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4442822/Creepy-AI-clone-s-voice.html

Quick voice sample from Apey and then program it to say "I'll get this round". Record it and keep it on your phone then play it at full volume when it's time to get the drinks in......  angel1

Or I could just use my new padlockjaw picking kit....  whistle:

Get his card out of his wallet and set up a tab with it you say.....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49428 on: April 26, 2017, 06:55:48 AM »
Preparing for me holibobs tomorrow...  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49429 on: April 26, 2017, 06:56:23 AM »
Cyprus again?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49430 on: April 26, 2017, 07:00:43 AM »
Cyprus again?

 ::) ::) ::)

We've carefully planned a two week trip to the WW1 battlefields and graveyards of France and Belgium....  cloud9:

We've got maps, books, satnag programmed and everyfink...  :thumbsup:












However, due to circumstances beyond our control we are going out on the piss in Ayia Napa instead... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49431 on: April 26, 2017, 07:02:28 AM »
Unless my breakfast makes a break for freedom from my tummy, I am off to "the office"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49432 on: April 26, 2017, 09:53:05 AM »
Making progress but still a bit burpy  redface:

Good news: thanks to my sterling work on her behalf Miss I has been invited to read tomorrow at the Poetry Festival  cloud9:

Bad news: I will miss her as I have a full day of canal elf and safety training  sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49433 on: April 26, 2017, 10:21:57 AM »
Making progress but still a bit burpy  redface:

Good news: thanks to my sterling work on her behalf Miss I has been invited to read tomorrow at the Poetry Festival  cloud9:

Bad news: I will miss her as I have a full day of canal elf and safety training  sad24: sad24: sad24:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49434 on: April 26, 2017, 10:23:36 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49435 on: April 27, 2017, 04:58:14 AM »
Have to be at the lock at early o clock  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49436 on: April 27, 2017, 05:04:47 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49437 on: April 27, 2017, 06:48:34 AM »
Have to be at the lock at early o clock  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49439 on: April 27, 2017, 12:12:14 PM »
Nick arrives for his training....



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